To My Readers:

To my readers:

If your comment is long and rambling and full of quotes you enjoyed, I will love it.

If your comment is full of story related questions, I will love it.

If your comment is a single sentence, I will love it.

If your comment is a single emoji, or a string of them, I will love it.

If you comment, I will love it. It's that simple.

Inaccurate quotes for this fic specifically; https://archiveofourown.org/works/13980036/chapters/32186445

( Fuck me, you, and the military)

Al - Stop threatening and saying you hate the military! You ARE the military now!

Ed - I can hate both me AND the military thank you very much.

( Mechanic lesbians )

Ed - god this is gross…

Winry - oh please. It’s not like I’m sharing my wife with you

Ed - yeah well in that case, I’m not paying child support.

Winry - I’m not telling you to. I’m telling you to lend a hand, if you’re not even going to help what are you going to do?

Ed - I’ll be the uncle who teaches them swears and how to fuck with the military.

Winry - oh for fucks sake…

Ed, a stupid asshole - who’s ‘fuck’ and whys it for his sake?

( I’m an atheist, I say fist fighting God )

Ed - why the fuck would I believe in god?

Person, maybe a bit offended- why wouldn’t I?

Ed - no no, I said why would I believe in god, you can believe in Santa Claus if you want.

Ishvalan people mistaking Ed as a ghurayb - please come in! Be apart of our family

Ed, confused, flustered and probably thinking about running- uh, no? I’m not- no thanks?-

Ishvalan people - do you want a wife or three?

( RoyEd , ((MockCharm? RiotFire? BaitFire? I would say RebleFire but that’s taken) Bring back cool ship names)

Roy - *kisses Ed’s hand* my prince, I shall fight for you

* Trips and lands face first into the concrete *

Ed - I admire your skills but you don’t need to fight the whole earth for me bastard

Riza/Winry - you’re smiling, did something good happen?

Ed - can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Al - Roy tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Ed - I fell-

Roy - from heaven?

Ed - no, I fell d-

Roy- in love with me the moment you saw me

Ed- MY ARM IS BROKEN YOU DONKEY FACED CABAGE

Roy - ok but do you think I’m pretty?

(idfk, wobble de gong suckle my dong)

Ed - Everything hurts and I’m tired

Al - I wish we could block people in real life…

Riza - Restraining order

Ed - Murder

Roy - Fuck

Al - Language!

Winry - shit!

Al - Language!

Ed - Go Fuck yourself you piss eyed dick nip! You Rat ass (some vegetable in ishvalan) bitch!

Al - Language…

Maes (child filter) Hughes - who the frick frack, flip flap, tic tac, man?

Al - …

Al - what the fuck…

Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it. 

If you are a fan fic writer and you're alright with people making fan art of your fic, reblog this 💚

Polyamory flags, no particular reason to post this but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯