DCxDP PROMPT!

DCxDP PROMPT!

So we all must have been at least read one fanfic or shortfic where Danny is the twin or clone or son of one of Batfam right? The most common one, of course, is Danny related to Damian (usually as his twin) or Jason (usually as his clone)

So I give you this: Jazz Fenton as the twin or clone of Barbara Gordon! Or maybe to spice things up related to Starfire due Clockwork shenanigans!

Bet there's no fic about this yet, but if there was I stand corrected

I rest my case now

The Batfamily, Ranked by How Dramatic They Are

10. Barbara “commits cybercrimes from an abandoned clock” Gordon

9. Duke “started a revolution” Thomas

8. Alfred “pulls out the shotgun for a rat” Pennyworth

7. Stephanie “turns to vigilantism to beat up my dad” Brown

6. Damian “carries a sword” Wayne

5. Cassandra “named herself Orphan with two living parents” Cain

4. Tim “tried to clone my dead, totally platonic boy best friend 99 times” Drake

3. Jason “purchased and wore an adult sized Robin costume to beat up a child I’ve never met to make a pretty unclear point” Todd

2. Bruce “my parents died so 20 years later i dress up as a bat and punch people” Wayne

1. Dick “discowing suit with a mullet” Grayson

DP x DC Unexpected Identity Reveal

Danny has been hanging with a rough crowd since he started living in Gotham. It’s hard not to when working at a dive bar with mainly criminal clientele.

By now he’s seen if not met half the Gotham rogues, served drinks to more mobsters, goons, and henchmen than he can count, and even had the “pleasure” of meeting the Batman a couple times.

So when Sam dragged him to a Wayne gala, he never expected to meet HIM there...

“Oh my god, Bruce Wayne is Matches Malone”

“Who?”

Aka Danny recognizes Bruce, not as Batman, but as his criminal alter ego Matches Malone, which is just Bruce with sunglasses and a fake mustache in a tacky suit

Danny knows about Matches, the Batkids think he knows about Batman, shenanigans ensue

“jason todd is the angry robin” nope incorrect dick “snuck out of his new foster home in the middle of the night to track down and hopefully murder his parents’ killer” grayson is the angry robin who worked very very hard to turn himself into the symbol of hope and good that robin became and saying it’s jason is a disservice to both jason “robin gives me magic!! :D” todd and dick “i want to save the soul of gotham” grayson

“damian wayne is the scary robin” wrong again! tim “figured out batman and robin’s identity at 9 years old outstubborned batman to become robin beat ras al ghul and the league of assassins and is canonically the smartest member of effectively the smartest family on earth” drake is a terror with a mean streak that most of the robins don’t have and that is much much scarier for being calm and calculating and damian wayne deserves to have his enormous fucking heart recognized

I think it'd be hilarious if Tim really was Damian's favorite brother and he went about showing it in the most homicidal way possible.

Dick: Why would you stab Tim!

Damian: Joker can't hurt Drake tonight if he's already in the med bay

Dick: You could've severed an artery! You could have killed him! Paralyzed him!

Damian: Look at me, Grayson. Do I look like the kind of child assassin to accidentally kill someone? But now that you mention it, if he's paralyzed he'll be safe at home. Not out endangering himself by making enemies by breathing wrong or however he does it

Tim: Guys I'm right here! And I'm already designing a mech in case you try paralyzing me. With blasters and Bluetooth.

Damian: Dammit! That's so cool!

Steph's college dormmate: Okay, fuck marry kill, Batman, Nightwing, Red Hood

Stephanie: I'm killing all of them, thanks

Steph: Hey Bruce, no hard feelings, okay? But if I ever kill you just know that it’s because I really, really don’t want to marry you.

Bruce: *is trying to unpack that statement*