"Do You Hear That? It's The Entropic Disintegration Of All Matter And Thought, Rushing Toward Us From

"Do you hear that? It's the entropic disintegration of all matter and thought, rushing toward us from the end of time. Nothing to be done about it. It will be here soon enough."

--Scruut

if you leave your kids for eons, make sure they have AC turned on and their favorite mirrormoor music box is playing

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you are an aspiring mage in tamriel. you need to take the wizard SAT to apply for college, and you've just finished the multiple choice section. surely the hardest part is over, you think, as you turn to the essay prompt: do you think mannimarco and vanus galerion explored each other's bodies?

Mannimarco: What happened to the skeleton war? You guys used to love the skeleton war!

Cadwell: This skeleton peace is all true skeleton warriors strive for.

(the vestige once again slinks away)

"You. I know you. The Dream-breaker from Stormhaven. You will not slink away this time. Die, mortal!"

--Vaermina reaction to encountering you in Apocrypha if you have previously killed her mortal lover, Galthis.

Bethesda needs to bring back elder scrolls games taking place over multiple years. I'm sorry, but I genuinely don't think that the Oblivion Crisis and all the Oblivion DLCs happened in 4 months.

And don't get me started on the fact that every event in ESO happens in the same year.