Drunk Bruabba

Drunk Bruabba

Kisses his stupid cowl

Doing dishes while litsening to this.

It is SOOOO FUCKING GOOD Oooh, it's SOOO good. I'm jealous of this writing style.

It's an ENTIRE HOUR LONG of nervous Wade trying extremely hard to not absolutely FLOP his face into concrete at Logan's feet and his heart racing so quickly that he's going to explode if Logan dosn't word for word sit him down and tell him he loves him entirely. He thinks he's such a fucking fool only for Logan to ASK HIM WHO THE ENGAGMENT RING IS FOR AND ASKS HIM WHY HE WOULD EVER WANT TO MARRY HIM like jesus christ holy fuck AND COLOSSUS AS FLOWER GIRL. The fourth wall breaks are done perfectly, the CHEESYness is JUST UGGHFHF BLEEEHH IM GONNA GET CAVITIES FROM THIS

Bro, We Are Homies . Its Ok To Infodump To Me . Im Ur Friend . I Love You . And Your OCs. … Bro, We Are Drawing Eachother Fanart Now . . No Dont Stop Randomly Messaging Me Bro .. Bro … 

Russell asks Wade why Wolverine calls him babygirl

Only instead of saying 'how about we stop talking for a while', Wade says 'because he fucks me thrice nightly NEXT QUESTION' and then launches into a nineteen page purple-prose monologue about how wonderful logan is and how he's found The One and how he wants to raise Mary Puppins and seven generations of her disgusting inbred children with him and live together happily ever after

Russell jumps out of the taxi before they hit page five

Dopinder wishes he could do the same but he's driving