Double Page Spread From The Book Of Bill With Various Bad Endings For The Twins. I Attempted To Label

Double page spread from “The Book of Bill” with various bad endings for the twins. I attempted to label them all with their respective scenario.

Blind eye twins: the twins minds are erased and they join the cult. From s2e7 “Society of the Blind Eye”

Sock Opera Dipper: Described in journal 3, Bill’s plan to jump off the water tower and strand dipper forever succeeds. From s2e4 “Sock Opera”

Petrified twins: unsure? Potentially where Bill wins in s2e20 “Weirdmageddon 3”

Zombie twins: self explanatory. From s2e1 “Scary-oke”

Fight fighters Dipper: Loses to Rumble. also maybe Giffany wins? Either s1e10 “fight fighters” or s2e5 “Soos and the Real Girl”

Babel (Bill Mabel): Bill possesses Mabel. From s2e4 “Sock Opera”

Woodsman’s Curse Dipper: Pacifica fails. From s2e10 “Northwest Mansion Mystery”

Gnome Queen Mabel: Mabel gives into the gnomes. From s1e1 “Tourist Trapped”

Sugar High Mabel: self explanatory. From s1e5 “Inconveniencing”

Summerween twins: the twins fail to raise enough candy for the trickster. From s1e12 “Summerween”. fun fact; the nytimes ran an article on Summerween last week so you know it’s legit now.

Little Dipper twins: twins never grow back to full size. From s1e11 “Little Dipper”

Possessed Mabel: Mabel is never freed from the shop owner ghosts. From s1e5 “Inconveniencing”

Double dipper clones: various copies of dipper. From s1e7 “Double Dipper”. The Dipper holding up Possessed Mabel has a glowing pair of scissors in his back, possibly from the episode? Unsure.

Edit: the scissors dipper is from s1e4! He’s lost the fight to Gideon!

Tyrone: see above.

Bipper: Bill possessed dipper. From s2e4 “Sock Opera”

“Blendin’s Game” Erased Dipper: Blendin beats the twins at Globnar and wishes them out of existence. From s2e8 “Blendin’s game”

Those are all the ones I could discern. If anyone notices more or has ideas for the few unknowns please add on!

Just used the term 'Textually Transmitted Disease' to describe the way TBOB infects other books, and I sadly don't think I'm ever going to top that pun in my life

Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

IKR??? That thing brought back memories

minor book of bill spoiler teehee

BEHOLD

A BRICK TRACT