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So i discovered that the lady from the first episode of helluva boss might have gotten plastic surgery after getting the money

This is how she looked before the time skip. When I saw this i thought it was for simplisity ad to not draw the bandages over her shin and stuff. But then I noticed pictures in the background of her getting accion

In these pictures their the same as when shes bandaged, so that was her actual face shape. But not only that her teeth and chest are extremely diferent to

This.

I mean do whatever you want, either way she was getting other womens husbands. I was just interested and surprised that I noticed this a year later

I remember one time someone stating that monk Gyatso practically killed the fire nation soldiers. But I like to think that he didn't lay a FINGER on them and he just made a wind barrier of some sorts with him meditating. And the soldiers killed eachother due to fighting on how, who or what they have to do to actually kill him. And he basically died of natural causes meditating.

Mineta headcanon character development?

Since Horikoshi wont give him charactor development ima do it myself.

Lets start with why he does gross stuff.

He was always told “If their mean to you, it means they like you” so if a girl hits him it means they like him, so he thought he was hot shit as to why he always does that shit. if your a cute guy girls dont mind stuff right?

as to how he stops

Mineta was doing his usual shit with Momo, and momo being the nice girl she basically calmly tells mineta “Mineta, could you please stop doing such stuff, I do not like it, and it makes me unconfortable” no hitting, no screaming, just her comunicating in a calm manner. And to the other girls surprise, what comes out of his mouth. “Oh sure, Im sorry for making you unconfortable Momo” then goes back to his seat because the classes start. they thought he was joking until they notice that he has been harrasing every other girl except Momo after the fact, even talking to her normally. Thats when all the girls did what Momo did and calmly tell mineta to stop and he basically apologized to everyone and fully stoped. 

How he learns how to ACTUALLY get girls

After a while Mina asks why he didnt stop when they basically beat his ass. for him to say the line “If someones mean to you, it means they like you right?” Then proceds to tell about all the shows where the hot guy gets corner girls, flirt (you know stuff that if done in real life would be creepy af) and so the whole class was shooketh. they explain that it isnt true and start teaching him.

When asked about bakugo being mean to Izuku as an example, this little shit goes “wait, so he ISNT into Midoriya?”

Kirishima:”WAIT BRO?”

Bakugo:”WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK THAT?!”

Mineta:”I dont discriminate, love is love”

and so, Mineta stops being a creep

What are people talking about a fuckong Fillet? Does wukong have a damn chicken filled on his chest?

I saw a rant about a My Little Pony episode so here's mine

(S1, ep3) The Ticket Master Rant

Ok so basically Twilight got two tickets from. Princess Celestia to go to the Galloping Gala (a big deal) and take someone with her. The problem is she couldn't choose whish friend and all her friends wanted to go for diferent reasons.

Rainbow Dash: wants to meet the wonderbolts

Rarity: wants to meet Celestias nefew Prince Blueblood.

Applejack: wants to make a food stall to earn money to fix the barn and get new equipment for the farm

Fluttershy: wants to go to the garden to see the animals.

Pinkie pie: wants to party.

And throught the whole episode Twilight had the debacle in trying to pick who to give the ticket and her friends ass kissing her. In the end she sent a letter saying that if her friends can't go she won't and celestia sent more tickets.

Now to the rant

Why did Celestia just sent tickets to Twilight and not the other main 5? Yea Twilight is her student, but the others basically freed her sister from evil and stuff because their the elements of magic, something she herself couldn't do and had to banish luna to the moom. Their basically legendary heroes that Celestia has thank them so its not like she doesn't know them. So why wouldn't they be considered and given tickets to the prestigious gala? That way this whole mess wouldn't have started in the first place.

Not only that, why did aplejack need a ticket to sell her products? Wouldn't she have to send a letter asking for permission? Isnt it kinda rude to be invited to a gala and you just start putting up a stall and selling it?

Also the fact that Applejack wanted to get money for the farm so at first thought she would have been an obvious choice to be given the ticket (although rude to sell stuff as a guest) because rarity wanted to court a dude, rainbow dash wanted to meet the wonder bolts, flutershy wanted to see animals and pinkie pie wanted to party.

"Oh applejack can sell anywhere" yea but its a gala full of ritch people, good advertising and earning.

Pinkie pie wanted to party, she parties everyday but I dont think she new what kind of guest were gonna be there.

Rarity wanted to flirt with a dude, like, she straight up went there for him (the dresses too but still)

Rainbow dash wanted to meet the wonderbolts.... there are meet and greets for that.

Flutershy..... bruh she could have gone to a zoo or something.

Thats all, might be biased but eh

Man I just remembered when I was against abortion.

Now, I dont care weather or not someone had one or the reasons for it. Why? Cus it really aint my buisness or anybodies to know that info.

Im not the one whos doing the decision, its not my responsibility to do so for someone else, im not that person, i dont know thwir life, their body, or even their mind. So what gives me or anyone other than the one getting it any right to say weather or not they can have one? Its not MY BODY, its theirs, the person that has made the choice to get it, what right do I have to say what someone can do with THEIR body.

Its easy to tell and judge someone for terminating a pregnancy when YOUR NOT THE ONE DOING IT. Its so easy to tell people what their doing right or wrong when your not the one responsible of the outcome. They dont have to worry about weather or not they might survive, be able to afford, continue their dreams, etc.

Their happy to say "put them up for adoption", oh? But werent they the same people that were telling the person that "oh no, its still a life, it has a heartbeat waaaa" but the same person also doesnt want to have the kid. It honestly feels manipulative (idk if so) guilt tripy, and hypocritical. Why would you stop someon from terminating the pregnancy if you dont want the responcibility either.

They want to feel superior, like their saving a life, but dont want to suffer the consequences of their actions. Its easier to make a decision when your life int threatned by it.

Like their not the child in an orphanage, jumping home from home, not hoping that whoever you stay with is nice and not a serial killer or god knows what. They dont have to ask themselves if they will ever have a familly.

I feel like it's long and maybe it didn't get the point across but.

Tldr. YOUR BODY YOUR CHOICE

Yall lets normalize taking a shit in public restrooms

Like bro, its made for that exact purpose. Let's not bitch others about taking a dump in a public bathroom. If you have to go, you have to go. Bring some poopourri or scent sprays and just do it.

Idk if this fandom is alive but, why not

Hero 108 gang at Costco

Lin Chung (our favorite artist)

The one that puches the cart until a certain point.

If there's a laptop with a pen you'll loose him pretty quickly due to mspaint

Hes usually the one that tries to keep them all together until mspaint

He might not notice his separation till one point, but then goes with "their adults they'll be alright"

Mystic sonia (our hotgurl)

The one that takes over the cart after the fallen soldier

Probably there to buy random stuff she would think is gud

Once in a while like whats in the clothing section.

If something looks boujie she takes it.

Would get the giant teddy bear

Jumpy Ghostface (our king)

Hes in disguise since he snuck out of the castle.

He doesn't really need to go to Costco since he has chefs and people that do it for him but he wanted to see how it looks like.

His security wouldn't let him even though he fought a war.

If he wanted to go, his security would reserve the whole store and outside and it would be such a big event.

Its costco

Would get confused as a lost child especially with his voice

Probably treated like one too and taken to the back.

Out poor king is happy for the special candy but he can't eat it in fear of poisoning.

Wouldn't notice the fact that they thought he was a lost child and just vibe and have fun talking with them.

Mighty ray (hes half mexican to me)

First one to walk away from the group.

Literally walked in withought the cart or anyone

He went for the samples and pizza

He actually gets what he needs with an extra treat.

The one waiting at the food court with his Costco pizza slice, churro, and all the groceries they (and the team) needed

Was the one to pick up jumpy from daycare being confused as a child.

Hes just quick overall.

Genuinely forgot the bird ninjas name (birb)

Sends them a list of what they need?

He would get to high places

Idk if he can even go in there though

That's all I have

Give it to me

Yeet

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I dare you to tell me that jirou wouldn't sing "Electric Love" to Denki as a love confession

I feel this in so many levels

YEET

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Welp made tokoyami's mom

Alright let's do this

Her name is Akari Tokoyami (Kamiyama, is her maiden name?)

Quirk: light materialization

Her quirk allows her to create living and non-living objects and creatures with light. Depending of how much light and the size of the thing it can take up her energy. If shes in an area with a lot of light it take little to no energy. If shes in a dark area and took a little light with her it can take some of her energy depending of the size.

She has red eyes

Shes a writer and has famous novels on her name.

Talks like Socrates. Fumikage got his vocabulary from her.

Sometimes will space out while walking and will mindlessly walk until she comes to her senses. Even though she walks mindlessly shes still high alert of her surroundings and will protect herself when in danger.

Yes she can make swords with light and the things she creates with light are like REAAAALY fucking hot.

She knows about her husband's past.

Shes taller than both her husband and son.

Kinda see her having a light academic aesthetic (I think)

You can make a story with her conversations with fumikage.

Fumikage calls her "Goddess of Light"

She calls her son "Commander of shadow"

Something that I've been thinking about is how diferent the whole anime of mha can by a single thing like

What if deku is the type to laugh when he feels fear? Or nervous like

Aizawa:*pulls deku closer with the scarf* breaking your bones and being a liability in battle is not usefu-

Izuku:hahahahahahahahahaha

Aizawa: what's so funny huh. *pulls closer to his face eyes glowing red*

Izuku: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Bakugo: DAWNMIT AIZAWA STOP SCARING HIM THAT LAUGH IS ANOYING.

Re-watching my hero academia and I'm pissed at dekus middle school teacher

I have a feeling that endeavour would not be homophobic. I think he would support LGBTQ+ rights and wouldn't give a fuck who people are dating. Like they, ain't bothering anyone. Also I see this.

Endeavour: Shoto get your ass out!

Todoroki: I'm gay

Endeavour: I dont give a fuck get out! AND BE THE #1 HERO!!!!!

I THOUGHT THE RED THINK ON TOKOYAMIS NECK QAS PART OF IT NOT A CHOCKER!!!!!!

Sooo I'm bored and have to wait so here's my mha oc

So here she is. She was inspired by the us staff tiktoks and I thought on making my own.

Her hero costume is a simple red dress with white polka dots white gloves and boots. It's to make her look pretty motherly.

The diference from the other teachers is that she didn't atend UA she attended another hero school that instead of robots in the entrance exam they use real heros. And since her quirk is an emitter they didnt have the heart to attack and she passed.

Went to college to study to be a teacher and there you go.

Fun facts

Hangs out with nezu

When she discovered that all Nezu eats is ramen she started making him bentos.

Doesnt swear unless really sleep deprived.

Friends with Miki they went to the same hero school.

Because of her quirk students behave more in her class.

That's all I have for now I'll put more info when I think about it

I ended up drawing this bich

It's not fumikage it's his dad Kage Tokoyami

Quirk: shadow merging

He can hide and transport in the shadows.

Hes more shy than his son and doesnt talk like Socrates (fumikage got that from his mother)

Hes a weapon maker he can use quemicals and technology to make any type of weapon you want, also protective gear, hes more freelance so you have to go directly to him.

Has been called many times to the dorms to fix stuff that the students break but dont want aizawa to know. Did kaminari fry the freezer thinking it will make ice faster? kage can fix it. Did kirishima accidentaly break one of the security cameras while fighting bakugo? Peace of cake. Did bakugo destroy the tv beyond recognition? Try him he can make a weapon out of grass

Fumikage calls his dad "shadow tinker" or "alquemist of the dark"

Kage understand what fumikage says like

*in the car*

Fumikage: Father, I have this insatiable appetite that can only be fed by the jester's fine establishment which provide cuisines so scrumptious that even the most fastidious adores.

Few minutes later

Woman: welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order.

Kage didnt have the best childhood. He was abused by his dad and step mom for years before he left. Cause of that he has PTSD which remembering it can send him to a full blown panic attack.

His mom died when he was birthed. And his dad blames him

His step mom neglected him cause she has her own children.

And hai step siblings were bordeline insane. Kage has been beaten, poisoned, and locked by his step brothers and was told to keep quiet because the siblings had scholarships to really good schools.

Fumikage doesnt know about his father's past and kage doesnt plan on telling him because he doesnt want to burden his son.

He made Mikina the gun.

He has light black eyes.

You kidnapped his son and wife, get ready to be capped without warning, he ain't scared to commit murder

Idk what to draw first kuriko or mikina