Kal0g0

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

[ Win Secret Life ]

Only a couple months late, heres my piece for @trafficzine 5th edition!!

When the gay people in my phone do this, my ego grows three sizes.

I hate that I’m way too into hermitcraft when almost none of my friends are, because I see a funny post that I want to share with everyone, but I can’t send it without like three paragraphs of lore and a YouTube link for context.

Like Cvlt’s interests make sense! Fish is sexy? Fair enough! Cal is posting about vampires? Okey dokey! Universally understandable concepts.

But if I want to share a meme, it will no doubt be met with “what does skizzleman mean?” “what do you mean hot guy?” “is this DSMP stuff?”

I’m not in the market for making actual new friends right now, but it’s a bit isolating.