"What If Xal'atath Is Pretending To Be Khadgar?" Her Ass Should've Roasted Like A Vampire In The Sun

"What if Xal'atath is pretending to be Khadgar?" Her ass should've roasted like a vampire in the sun if Anduin was blasting her with enough Light to resurrect a man. That said that would've been the funniest cinematic ever. I can see Anduin's horrified face perfectly. Trilogy over let's all go home.

jason: i'm too drunk to drive

dick: you were the one to get me drunk, so i can't drive

tim: man i am high as a kite right now, i don't think I'm fit to drive unless it's to the wendy's drive-thru, its the only route i know by heart

jason, dick, and tim looking over to 12 year old damian:

damian: i shall be your designated driver just this once

can't stop thinking about how dame aylin is literally a homophobic father's worst nightmare. 7ft tall lesbian with a bigass sword walks in, makes your daughter swoon, whisks her away and turns her against you, kills you and stomps on your head until she's essentially making wine and then celebrates by treating your daughter to a several day fuckathon. nobody's doing it like her

is nothing sacred

Outgrown.

A piece dedicated to the most recent chapter in my fic, and the piece that was the reason I started the fic :)