Hi! I Saw That You Were Doing Bad Batch Matchups And Its Been My Hyperfixation For A Long While Jdbchbshzbs

Hi! I saw that you were doing Bad Batch matchups and it’s been my Hyperfixation for a long while jdbchbshzbs

Im female, 19, 5’8, curly shoulder length black hair, dark brown eyes, and medium skin. I wear cat eye glasses since I love the look of them and just over all think glasses look best on me and I love the retro look. I’m a little bit chubby but also curvy with a large bust im embarrassed by sometimes along with being chubby. I absolutely love art and baking and try to do both whenever I can since I relax from them and learning more and more about how I can improve my skills even more as well. I also tend to let my friends see my new art or bake them treats to see what they think about them over all! I have a really feminine style, mostly florals, pinks, and sweaters, but I always keep it comfortable.

Personality wise I’m admittedly very reserved and quiet, but nice when I meet people, mostly because I like listening to them first to get a feel for what they’re like to see if I can be myself around them. It takes me a little bit to open up about myself but it’s definitely not impossible. But if someone mentions something I’m interested in I instantly open up and start gushing about it and wanting to know what they like about it and info dumping a lot and getting into things I made related to them or explaining why it’s special for me. But I’m the other hand I do get embarrassed/sad when I can tell they’re not interested in what I’m saying or if i think Im being annoying for talking about things that comforting to me. My friends mostly say I have a comforting aura (They call it mom energy lmao) about me since I’m constantly checking up on them and making sure that they’re taking care of themselves and supporting them however I can. Another thing that adds on to that is that I like giving hugs (with permission) just because sometimes.

One thing I’m definitely guilty of is taking care of others before myself. I get so caught up in supporting my friends, helping them out however I can, and just over all comforting them that sometimes I can forget about my own needs sometimes leading to burn out, leaving me just extremely tired. Another thing that leads to burn out very easily is when I’m hyper fixated on something, like a new game or comic im really into so I surround my hobbies around them and activity make content for myself with them for weeks on end until I finally burn out from it and the cycle starts again with something else. While I like being productive with something, especially my hobbies, sometimes I just like laying down or relaxing with the presence of someone in the room or even on the phone with me. Just being in each other’s company is definitely enough for me but having a conversation or two definitely doesn’t hurt at all ^-^

But yeah that’s about everything!

Hahah yea I'm having fun doing match ups along with the 50 to 1 lines for mini fanfics. So on we go!.

I match you with.... Wrecker!

Wrecker absolutely loves your body!, he loves wrapping his large hands around your hips and pulling you close. He will do it when he comes back from missions or if he sees you in the kitchen cooking/baking. It's one of his favourite things to do.

Man can lift you with one arm, will sweep you off your feet spin you around before he kisses you. Wrecker just likes holding you close it makes him feel complete.

Will throw you on the bed before flipping down on it, also sorry but Wrecker has broken so many of your beds by just flopping down on them.

He will tell you all about the missions he went on, about what they did, where they went. He just loves talking about it. The both of you will talk thought the night until one of you falls asleep first.

You sleep on wreckers chest. I don't make the rules. Your bed just isn't made to fit you both beside each other. So he pulls you on top of him and uses his chest as a makeshift bed for you.

Will draw and trace patterns all over your back or stomach. It's one of the times he isn't loud over everything becuase he's at peace and has you in his arms.

He loves that you check on him when ever you can while he is away, every time you Comm in her got a smile on his face and the other boys will tease him but he will all let them know that he's the one who has a Cyar'ika.

Play fights are inevitable he is very gentle but maker does he love picking you up and rolling aroudn with you agaisnt his chest as you struggle to get out of his hold.

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It's a peaceful night tonight, Wrecker and the rest of the bad batch had made it back home safely. And that's how you had ended up in this position. Head rested against Wreckers chest as he runs his fingers thought your hair.

"And they I got to blow up the nest and it's queen" wrecker continued his story, the smile never leaving either of your lips.

"I'm glad you had a fun mission Wrec, but I'm also glad to finally have you home" you whisper pushing your face further into his chest.

Wreckers laugh vibrates thought his chest, his arms slowly wrapping around your waist as he rolls you both over.

You shout his name and laugh as he begins to press kisses all over your face. You try to swat him away but it just results in him doing it more.

You finally get a gap and take you chances slipping from his grasp and bolting to the other side of the room. " no fair! Come back here Cyar'ika" he says moving front he bed to try and Corner you.

It's not a hard task with his size and he grabs you lifting you up and spinning you around. You laugh again as he flops onto he bed making it almost collapse. "Wrecker! Gentle baby!" You say looking up to him.

The goofy smile on his lips and his eyes never leaving you. " How did I get so lucky to have you Cyar'ika" he ask pressing a soft kiss to your lips.

Well this is last peice for tonight but enjoy Ross' other form man's a creature of the forest. He lives and feeds off the life in earth and sunlight along with normal human food.

So Ross Vs Karl from their first meeting. And I love how Ross turned out he looks even better then I was hoping.

Hey uhhh, I saw my sister do the bad batch match up thing and I was hoping you could match me up too? I’m super bad at this stuff so imma just go off,

I’m 5,4 and usually seen as a naturally angry kinda person (kind of like some goblin with anger issues) My eye colour is green and my left eye has a red coloured stripe in it bc I’m built different apparently. I have dark brown hair cut short, and I aspire to become a tattoo artist so I tend to sketch a lot. I have a resting bitch face but a good sense of humour. I like to make people laugh so I make a lot of dumb jokes because I love it when people let their guard down enough to see the fun side of them. I hate being bored and I usually have trust issues when it comes to men. I’m a sci fi nerd, I’m bad at math, my favourite insect is bees, I collect animal bones and I have a tattoo of a lemon on my ankle.

I’m not sure wether you are even going to do this but it would make my day if you do.

:)

I match you with......

Tech

- Tech is the calm to your storm. He's the voice of reason when everything goes to shit. And he loves you for it. He needs someone who will tell him if he's doing something wrong, not getting enough sleep and such.

-your eyes are what catch him the most, they are very mesmerising to him, he loves staring into them when he's laying beside you.

-the both of you share a resting bitch face, and joke between each other. Alot of his jokes are science based and he doesn't make them often but when he does they are good jokes.

- he loves looking over your drawings and is very tempted to ask you to draw him one to get. Tho he doesn't quite know if be is ready for one he would like one, one day.

- he does ask the meaning behind the tattoo you have becuase it to him is interesting.

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"Are you sure this is sanitary?" He ask over his shoulder only to have them push his head back a little.

"Tech calm down, I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't know what I was doing, these are alot Easier to use then tattoo guns" they reply getting the laser set. Tech still moves fidgets until their hand comes to lay across his back.

" Tech, babe calm down. It's just a laser it's going to put the pattern on your shoulder ok. I'm here the whole way. Or would you like me to go get hunter to hold your hand" they laugh. He shoots them a look and scoffs.

"Don't you dare" he growls but then the air cuts off as they move to sit on his lower back. He almost chokes when he feels their hands run up is back. "Thats it Tech, relax this shouldn't take long"

They line up the laser and the prossess begins. Tech let's out a light his, his body tensing up before the hand on his back soothes him again.

"Your doign great babe, let me tell you these laser tattoos are so much better then the tattoo guns we use back home. Some times the prossess can take hours. This should only take about tten minutes at most" they reply as the continue tracing the laser of Tech's skin.

"I kinda like you like this Tech. On your stomach, at my mercy" they chuckle when makes him huff out a laugh.

"Your being a pest Y/n" he says. His body going tense when ever the laser traces a particularly tender spot.

"Well, well, well, Tech's finally getting Himself some ink and action" a voice says, Crosshair makes his presence known as he leans against the wall watching them both.

"Kriff Off Crosshair" Tech says, Y/n laughs lightly at that. Said sniper leaves with a grumble. Tech and Y/n stay in the same spot for another few minutes finishing off the tattoo.

They pat his back and moves to get off the table so he can sit up. " Well your all done now Tech" I hope you like it. Tech pulls himself up from the position.

Tech stands up chest bare and Goggles left on the bench his hair ruffles and curly. Y/n smiles looking to him. "you look like a sight handsome"

He moves to stand infornt of them, he towers over them as his hand comes to rest under their chin and tilt their head up and gentle pulls them into a kiss.

"Ahh get a room you too!" Wrecker yells as he walks past.

I am not policing anyone. I am saying that you have a moral responsibility (or at least you SHOULD) once you post something like that on the Internet. Warnings don't do shit. We all know that people are curious. Children are curious. No kid actually cares about the under 18 warning. They are impressionable and easily copy behaviour. I was like that, my friends were like that. I'm not saying don't post things like that. I'm just asking, are you ready to take responsibility for the aftermath?

You seem to be laboring under the misconception that I am responsible for internet teenagers’ poor choices. I’m not. Neither is any content creator. Do you spend your free time going after the adult film industry and asking whether they’re ready to “take responsibility” for teenagers that deliberately ignore the 18+ notification and click through to their weird diaper fetish porn?

I was a teenager on the internet once (I’m not going to say back in the day because I have followers that were on Usenet and that’s REALLY back in the day). We didn’t used to have any kind of content warnings at all. I say this jokingly a lot but seriously, back in my day, you could trip over xeno tentacle non-con in the middle of a fic that didn’t look like it was going in that direction, and it wasn’t labeled at all. Ever! You know what was labeled and warned for, left right and center? “This story has slash in it! That’s GAY KISSING!!!” 

Seriously though, there used to be a time when the fandom and fic-writing atmosphere was so toxic to same-sex relationships that the content was usually hidden behind a splash screen with an obnoxious warning in cyan comic sans. Sometimes there were “secret instructions” on the disclaimer page - people would hide how to get into their website (“if you read the disclaimer you’ll know to click on the ^_^ face in the bottom left corner of the page to get to the site!” and such nonsense). I grew up in a time on the internet when it was easier to find graphic torture porn and rape-as-woobifying-backstory than it was to find fluffy hand-holding fic with my gay OTP.

And all I can hear when y’all roll up all “THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!” is all the people who forced slash and femslash fans out of their archives, away from their internet space, and into the loosely-organized circle of Geocities webrings that defined fandom in the early 90s. Eventually we all started to congregate on LJ, where content could be locked behind a friends-only filter and people could gather in closed communities where we could be free from harassment by homophobic morons. When the Great Purge of FF.net happened and NC-17 was officially added to their rules as banned content, guess who was most reported to the moderators and most impacted by the policy change? Slash fans. And when Strikethrough happened, it disproportionately effected slash fans. Again.

Teenagers may not be old enough to have fully developed consequence/reward centers in the frontal lobe, but the average age for being able to discern reality from fiction is five years old. It’s horrifically condescending and disingenuous to pretend that teens are so delicate and fragile that reading some smut that disturbs them or isn’t to their tastes is going to drastically upset their psyche. The most that’s going to happen is they’re going to come away from whatever smut they deliberately clicked through the warning to read knowing that people have some weird kinks when it comes to sex. And you know what? YKINMKATO. The end.

Kevin's about to acquire all the ass. Very happy for him :)