Bro I Got LUGGAGE MIMCRY?!?! I'M DYING WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

Bro I got LUGGAGE MIMCRY?!?!😭😭😭 I'M DYING WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

APPARENTLY ITS LIKE HAVE THE TRAITS OF A BAGGGG LIKE BRO I WOULD TAKE GEL MANIPULATION OVER THIS ANYDAY

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Hi I'm sorry for rthe lack of of punctuation it was really late and as you can tell English isn't my first language.

OK so first of akhi and akhoy are literally the exact same but akhi is fos'ha /MSA while akhoy is used in certain dialects like mine, and since we don't really know where he is from I just thought I'd write it in MSA. Let's just say that if he IS Palestinian/Jordanian he would say Akhoy.

Okay so I will juat say that he uses akhoy and speaks like a normal Arab person instead of a robot. You CAN say 'where is my akh' 'where is akhoy' or you could even go all out in and ask it in Arabic (basically 'ween akhoy') it's just that you can't put my if you said akhi/akhoy as they already have it. Also yes akhi/akhoy is completely first person pov so like you wouldn't say 'he wanted to find his my brother' inenglish you don't say that Arabic either.

Also 'Ween akhoy' is like specifically the dialect I speak which is Jordanian/Palestinian but if he spoke like Lebanese it would sound something more like 'weeno khayi' and if the league has like its own dialect then it'd be something else. Personally I always headcanoned him as Iraqi cause I love Iraq also they have one of the most like attractive dialects but I genuinely can barely understand them.

OK so one thing that pisses me of about batfam fanfic is when they write Damian speaking Arabic and like I know the people who write the fanfic most likely don't speak Arabic but as an Arab person I'm gonna help you guys cause I'm so nice first you only say akhi IF you are saying my brother and are talking to said brother like you can't write akhi if your thinking also akh is brother while akhi is MY brother also most people don't say akhi unless they are joking or like they and akhi is like the formal Arabic and depending on the dialect it would be saud differently like personally we say akhoy and we don't call our siblings brother and sister unironically. do you know what is a word we Arab people use a lot 'Ya' this is basically the Arabic version of yo it's like used to call sort-of like hey and if you say akhi you could most like say ya before it also you could say y'akhi in place of goddamnit but for small stuff and when you're talking to someone or if like someone told you bad news you could be like "y'akhi, tell me you're lying". the word yalla is also used a lot it basically means c'mon or coming or hurry up and im so used to saying this word that sometimes I say it in front of non Arabs and they'd get so confused and then I remember like oh not everyone uses this word also habibi is masc. While habibti is fem. And pls remember that Arabic has so many fem. And masc. Words anyways that's basically it and if you have any questions just ask and I'll try my best to answer

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Personally I can name every single Arabic country and roughly draw there areas and find them on a map

I'm gonna name them cause I genuinely am super proud of myself

Africa

Comoros

Somalia

Djibouti

Egypt

Sudan

South Sudan

Libya

Tunisia

Algeria

Morroco

Mauritania

Asia

Yemen

Oman

UAE

Saudi Arabia

Qatar

Bahrain

Kuwait

Iraq

Syria

Lebanon

Jordan

Palestine

Boom the 23 Arabic countries this was all done without opening a map once and the order is actually the order that I usually go by to not forget them cause if I say it any other way I will most likely forget Comoros or Bahrain or Qatar (did that before)

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Bruce Wayne: What’s in it?

Damian Wayne: It’s heavy. Must be her disappointment in me.