Lyni - "Sometimes I Think That Whatever Higher Power Put Us Here Is Trying To See How Much Pain And Misery

Lyni - "Sometimes I think that whatever higher power put us here is trying to see how much pain and misery we can take before we die."

Hunter - "Ly, when was the last time you slept? And do you need a hug?"

Crosshair *bursts into bad batch living room* "This is not a drill!"

Hunter *jumps to his feet* "What's not a drill?"

Crosshair "Lyni is pregnant." Cheers and congratulations break out, "Guys, I'm supposed to keep her as stress free as possible." Everyone was silent for a minute as Lyni and stress went hand in hand.

Hunter, "Okay, we'll figure something out."

Wrecker, "Like what? Lynis a ball a stress."

Tech, "In preparation for this possibility I have ten different plans for a relatively stress free pregnancy." His bros sat down to listen to the plans.

Lyni: They had about fifteen errors every time.

*Innocent evolved from cats smile*

Crosshair: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Omega meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

Echo definitely was the one who put them in time out. Mama needed a break.

Practicing with watercolor pencils. Who put them in a timeout?

Meanwhile Lyni is on Crosshair's back hissing at the water. Because Dathmarians give into cat instinct sometimes.

Hunter: Help! I’m drowning! 

Crosshair: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water.

Hunter: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL! 

This is perfection. The respect and love before Fox getting revenge. Just *chiefs kiss*.

Y’know one of my favourite tropes? Clones with lightsabers but out of necessity. Rex picking up that laser sword of death as his last effort to defend an unconscious Anakin. Obi-Wan getting blasted across the room, Cody igniting his lightsaber with a look at his General, who just gives him the slowest, solemn nod. Jesse body-tackling Ahsoka out of the way of a blaster bolt and picking up her shoto to deflect the onslaught of fire from droids because it’s the nearest thing he could reach. Wolffe grabbing Plo’s lightsaber and melting his way through near-impenetrable blast doors to rescue him. Bly catching Aayla’s saber in midair to slice a battle droid in half, then tossing it back to her without missing a beat. 

bonus: 

Fox whacking Sheev in the face with his own lightsaber so hard he just kriffin dies.