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Be Normal about That Old Man.

the reason geregis works is that they are both middle aged men with lines on their face who previously severely struggled with intense suicidal ideation and they’re still grappling with facing the tragic reality that they’re unable to save everyone and to be human is inherently to suffer and kill mercilessly. also they have gay dream sex

Jaskier: IM MYSTERIOUS HISS UOU AIL NEVER BE KNOW ME MHMMABAJ RAAAUGH

Geralt: Did u just hiss at me

Jaskier: n no hah why would I do such a thing

Geralt: Julian…

Jaskier: how could you even insinuate such a thing?

*losing ❤️

@jay-arts-t

The ‘genuine things me and my beloved have said’ is really just a race to see who can embarrass me the fastest and post my shame.

And I keep loosing.

I cannot explain it but Regis gives off Italian Greyhound vibes. Perhaps it's the big dark eyes and the overall grandma vibes of Regis and Iggys (Iggies??) that makes me associate them together. I also think it'd be hilarious if Regis wasn't a fan of dogs due to his fear of werewolves.

Geralt: the only solution ever with me is euthanasia.

Jaskier: uhm…

Geralt: do you know what euthanasia is Julian?

Jaskier: …..children in Asia?

Geralr: wh-.... Julian. it's when you kill something chemically

Jaskier: OH.

Geralt: JULIAN.