Geralt, Baby-talking: Do You Want The Flesh Of Children? Do You Want The Blood Of The Innocent Roach?

Geralt, baby-talking: do you want the flesh of children? Do you want the blood of the innocent Roach?

Roach: *Progressively getting more and more excited.*

Excuse me sir. I'm making text posts about fictional men. Obviously we're not mentally well.

Eskel: do I look like Shrek?

Lambert:

Eskel: don't answer that

Lambert: quick save

Eskel: eat a dick.

Lambert: IM TRYING

Geralt: there's so much wrong with me. Maybe I should go back to therapy

Regis: nooo I like that there's obviously something wrong with you

Geralt:.... thank you

Regis: 😚

the reason geregis works is that they are both middle aged men with lines on their face who previously severely struggled with intense suicidal ideation and they’re still grappling with facing the tragic reality that they’re unable to save everyone and to be human is inherently to suffer and kill mercilessly. also they have gay dream sex

HUNG UP ON ME

@jay-arts-t

The ‘genuine things me and my beloved have said’ is really just a race to see who can embarrass me the fastest and post my shame.

And I keep loosing.