Anyways (I Say This As Someone Who Is Deeply Critical Of The United States Government, Military, Unchecked

anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians 

Star Wars fanfic writers: I will meticulously research the appropriate planets/ships/wildlife/timeline to make my fic as accurate as possible.

Star Wars: Sure this reference breaks the established canon timeline but it'll sound cool and be like a Marvel credit scene, toss that fucker in!

Fanfic writers:

Masters at getting caught ✨

Honestly at this point the star wars Wikipedia is the only thing left that can still make me laugh

Reposting my single favourite piece of official Star Wars media for no particular reason.

Padmé, please.

AU where Anakin leaves the jedi order, but still shows up from time to time "to help".

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