10+ Reasons To Ship Optimus Yarnspinner/Homuncolossus

10+ reasons to ship Optimus Yarnspinner/Homuncolossus

Homie’s incessant stalking from day one Opti fell into Unholm.

The first adjective Opti thought of seeing Homie for the first time was “lovely.”

Homie cooked every single meal for Opti while Opti was crashing in his house.

Homie interrupted himself half way through a story to ask considerately whether he’s being boring.

Opti considerately said no even as he was bored.

Homie and Opti bickering like 12-year-olds.

Homie encouraging Opti by saying, “We’ve already come a fair way and you’ve coped pretty well so far.”

Hearing Opti beg makes Homie smile. 

Opti would go down on his knees for Homie. “If any word could sound as if it were down on its knees, it was the ‘Please!’ of mine.”

Opti said “Looked at in the right way, he’s really quite handsome.” for Homie to hear when he’s not in sight.

Finishing each other’s sentences.

Opti crying when Homie was going to die, but stopped when he sensed that Homie was happy and free at last.

“I recognised his beauty, the beauty of a wild untamed beast.” “His face had a certain bizarre beauty.” “I was beginning to develop an affection for this paper monster.” “I lay there for a while, panting and shivering. Then I saw that Homuncolossus was bending over me.” “I could only marvel at his inexhaustible ingenuity.” “I vaguely remember that Homuncolossus appeared from time to time and bullied me into eating a little food.” “You carried me the rest of the way? For two whole days?” “What won’t I believe? I’ll believe anything you tell me!” “I sobbed unrestrainedly, and Homuncolossus had to support me for a while.”

“And you’d come to feed me once a day, they way I feed you?” “I’d never been so close to you before. You must have been able to smell me.” “I’ve had to force-feed you. You never sleep, you never wash. You stink like a pig.” “I’ve never pretended to you, never lied to you about my intention.”

Is anyone from the Zamonia fandom still alive? I’ve loved Zamonia since elementary school but I hadn’t really thought of making fanart since, well, now! So there you have it, I hope someone’s here to see it.

I love Hildegunst and Homuncolossus’s every interactions! Dramatic Idiot Writer meets Dramatic Deranged Writer. 

Merry Christmas! (/^-^(^ ^*)/

This is my first time drawing Rala, I hope it looks good. She's one of my favourite characters from Zamonia books, I absolutely love her (^^)❤

omg a blog that likes zamonia yessss 🌏🌈💛

Yay, I'm happy there are more people who like these books! ^^💜 I thought we were only 6 or something (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Hey zamonia fandom! Remember when I said I would write a high school AU? Well guess what…I just finished the first chapter…! And yeah, there will be even more chapters! Please note that this is a crackfic. It’s as far from serious as can be. I went with the German names for people when I couldn’t find the English ones, also I used “Hildegunst” instead of “Optimus” because that’s just what I’m used to. I hope you get some enjoyment out of all of this, even though I feel like it’s not the best I can do, style-wise.

And yes, I’m totally starting this like any dumb high school themed anime…

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I need a death metal version of the Blood Song. I’d use it as my ringtone. And play it whenever I enter a dark and spooky place.