Sometimes I Wanna Tune My Vocal Chords, I Mean How Hard Can It Be

sometimes i wanna tune my vocal chords, i mean how hard can it be

rip em out and tune em like a guitar

so my ex claled me drunk asf and said he missed me

as soon as his friend noticed him on thw phone he took it and scolded me out for calling my ex and "playing with his feelings"

I mean that friend is a keeper I didn't even say anything

how could i ever leave my cat

he's too pure

thinkin about deiving myself to the er and telling them i need help

cause man fyck this I'm so depressed

everybody looks like a fucking supermodel compared to me

I'm disgusting i sweat so much

and then i fucking look like a frog