"You Need To Blend Into The Knight Of The Round Table? Oh Sure, I'll Just Turn My Sewing Station Into

"You need to blend into the knight of the round table? Oh sure, I'll just turn my sewing station into a fuCKING FORGE OF HELL FIRE AND MAKE YOU A SUIT OF SHITTY ARMOR AND THEN A STUPID SWORD AND ILL... GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD!!!" *Chasing client with measuring tape"

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

types of people

honey: lipstick, a sweet voice, confident laughter, handwritten notes, tries their best, loves fashion and dogs, bright eyes like the sun, new cities, good grades

woodsmoke: tired souls, ticket stubs and street maps from places they’ve visited, bodies full of untold stories, missing the train, coffee, gentle words 

wisteria: dreamy evenings, freshly-baked cinnamon rolls, sipping tea, writing in a diary, thick, worn-out jumpers, handfuls of flowers, falling in love, book piles

saltwater: dark, tousled hair, ripped jeans, paintbrushes, lofty grins, swallowing hard, a little broken, trying desperately to be a good person

ink: soft aching hands buried in messy hair, tragic smiles, scribbling on dusty parchment, ancient ruins, attic windows, stars, cups of tea gone cold

thunderstorms: leather jackets, eyeliner wings, sharpening their smiles, lace-up boots, vinyl records, wikipedia articles, tangled earphones, cigarette afternoons

Boys

Who

Have

Periods

Are

Still

Boys

*scritch scritch scritch scritch*

*kung fu kick*

Adorable. 10/10 would cuddle and also to take over world.

I made a tiny friend!! This little one was on my pant leg after I got home from work. I took a few pics and then set them free outside. Does anyone know what this little one is? I found some critters that it might be, but I'm not sure. Thanks!

ADHD Gothic

•You’re scrolling your social media. You think it’s been 10 minutes. You check your clock. Five days have passed.

•You open the fridge, wanting something. You forget what you wanted. You only want to eat what you forgot. You forgot the last time you ate.

•Your leg is constantly moving. It hasn’t stopped for a while. You’re tapping your fingers. They hurt. You don’t stop.

•You read several paragraphs. You understand nothing. You read it all again. You understand even less.

•Someone says something to you. You ask them to repeat it again. You still don’t hear it. You ask them to repeat it again. You still don’t hear it. You stop asking.

•Someone tells you to focus. You focus too hard. The glass cracks. You shift to the astral plane. You know every single fact about dolphins and are ready to fight the king for dominance.

•Someone tells you that if it was important, you would of remembered it. You don’t remember their name. Guess they aren’t important. You watch as they fade away.

•You need to get up. Your brain doesn’t know how. You need to get up. You need to get up. You need to get up. You’re screaming and crying now. Your brain still doesn’t process it. You don’t get up.

•You look through your things. You can’t find what you need. What do you need? Someone tells you to organize. You try to do that. The mess gets worse. What do you need?

•You have many tabs open. 24 on wikipedia. 15 on youtube. 7 on social media. 6 on spotify. 4 on pandora. You think of a thing. You open another tab. After 5 seconds, you think of a thing. You open another tab. You open another tab. You open another tab. What are on half of these?

•You take out your phone, and. stare blankly at it for 20 minutes. You get on tumblr, and close tumblr to do something else. You open tumblr back up.

•You start a project. You start doing it. You start another project. You start doing it. You start another project. You start doing it. You never finish the projects.