Petition To Shove Jotaro Kujos Nerd Ass Into A Locker

Petition to shove Jotaro Kujo’s Nerd Ass Into a Locker

Love seeing a ‘me and her 🥹😚’ caption on a tik tok video and the video being an edit of Josuke and Okuyasu

I have questioned, because we don’t actually ever see Holly again after part three, if she ends up passing away near the events of part six, but then I realize how silly that would be because Jotaro would have fucking lost it and wouldn’t have even been out of bed let alone fighting the powers of GOD.

But I have an image in my head of Jotaro, with a big storage crate of VHS tapes, sitting crosslegged on the floor in front an old box tv in his and Holly’s house. He’s watching one of his fourth birthday, where he made such a fuss about being filmed she had to stop the tape for a minute to persuade him. When it kicks back on again, there’s Jotaro, with navy blue shorts and little suspenders, with a party hat on. He’s glaring into the lense, but he doesn’t glare up at his mother. Instead, he looks down at the grass.

“Oh Jojo, you’ve grown up so much already. Slow down! Stop it!” She’s giggling, and the camera is shaking with it. Kid Jotaro can’t help but join in, and this Jotaro, sitting there in the empty house, rewinds the tape.

“Oh Jojo, you’ve grown up so much already. Slow down! Stop it!” She’s giggling, and the camera shakes with it.

“Oh Jojo, you’ve grown up so much already. Slow down! Stop it—!”

“Oh Jojo, you’ve grown up so much already. Slow—!”

“Oh Jojo, you’ve grown up so much already—”

“Oh Jojo. . .”

Kakyoin: Well, I had a great night, but I do have to skee-daddle!

Kakyoin thinking: Jesus Noriaki, ‘I have to skee-daddle?’ You just boned the hottest guy ever— get a grip. SKEE-DADDLE REALLY WHAGDNAKKSNF

Kakyoin: Jojo? Have you seen my retainer?

Jotaro is a praying mantis AU except Kakyoin is just some guy and Jotaro is ftm trans

One might say it’s insensitive to make Jotaro still exhibit female praying mantis behaviours when he is trans masc but I think it doesn’t matter too much because he’s a fucking seven foot praying mantis and nobody can tell me the difference anyways

I just started the part 3 manga, and I think a lot of my problems with jotaro are specific to the anime. I never really thought of the animation as “stiff,” but in the manga, jotaro has a lot of subtle expressions that give the impression that this is a scared kid trying his best to act tough. In the anime however, his expressions are so unmoving that he just comes across as a one-dimensional “tough guy” type. In the manga, he’s a dick to his mother bc that’s what teenagers do when they’re stressed. In the anime, he’s a dick to his mother bc he is a dick. In the anime, jotaro tries to kill avdol for no reason. In the manga, he begs avdol not to interfere because he’s afraid of killing him.

Also, in the anime, he calls star platinum an evil spirit, and as the audience you’re just like, oh this seems like a neutral spirit- he must think it’s evil for superstitious reasons. In the manga, star platinum can talk independently from jotaro’s thoughts, and threatens avdol with no input from him. Also the first close up of star platinum looks like this. Which is, to put it nicely, fucking terrifying. He looks like N’doul.

So it’s like, oh okay, I get it now. Jotaro is completely understandable.

communication am I right

bonus: ( I GOTTA KEEP PRACTICING DRAWING JOTARO)