[ Standverse AU ]

[ Standverse AU ]

Stone Free and Diamond: we have to find our users!

Gold exp's subplot:

I have questioned, because we don’t actually ever see Holly again after part three, if she ends up passing away near the events of part six, but then I realize how silly that would be because Jotaro would have fucking lost it and wouldn’t have even been out of bed let alone fighting the powers of GOD.

But I have an image in my head of Jotaro, with a big storage crate of VHS tapes, sitting crosslegged on the floor in front an old box tv in his and Holly’s house. He’s watching one of his fourth birthday, where he made such a fuss about being filmed she had to stop the tape for a minute to persuade him. When it kicks back on again, there’s Jotaro, with navy blue shorts and little suspenders, with a party hat on. He’s glaring into the lense, but he doesn’t glare up at his mother. Instead, he looks down at the grass.

“Oh Jojo, you’ve grown up so much already. Slow down! Stop it!” She’s giggling, and the camera is shaking with it. Kid Jotaro can’t help but join in, and this Jotaro, sitting there in the empty house, rewinds the tape.

“Oh Jojo, you’ve grown up so much already. Slow down! Stop it!” She’s giggling, and the camera shakes with it.

“Oh Jojo, you’ve grown up so much already. Slow down! Stop it—!”

“Oh Jojo, you’ve grown up so much already. Slow—!”

“Oh Jojo, you’ve grown up so much already—”

“Oh Jojo. . .”

The "average Jojo appears in 2 animated parts" factoid is actualy just a statistical error. The average Jojo appears in a little over 1 animated part. Jotaro Kujo, who is Araki's favourite little boy and has appeared in 5/6 animated parts, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

force of habit

Bonus:

No the real reason Jotaro stopped being gay after the events of sdc is because he saw Dio monologuing in those fugly ass boots and varicose veins and all of it was stripped from his body like some sort of miracle of Christ

Kakyoin: Well, I had a great night, but I do have to skee-daddle!

Kakyoin thinking: Jesus Noriaki, ‘I have to skee-daddle?’ You just boned the hottest guy ever— get a grip. SKEE-DADDLE REALLY WHAGDNAKKSNF

Kakyoin: Jojo? Have you seen my retainer?

Jotaro is a praying mantis AU except Kakyoin is just some guy and Jotaro is ftm trans

One might say it’s insensitive to make Jotaro still exhibit female praying mantis behaviours when he is trans masc but I think it doesn’t matter too much because he’s a fucking seven foot praying mantis and nobody can tell me the difference anyways