itsalyxh0n3i - Alyx
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IM JUST A SILLY GUY IN A SILLY WORLD

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itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago

the things i would do to harvey from stardew valley. it should be a crime for him to be THAT slutty. thank you for coming to my ted talk


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itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago

i wanted it to be warm the entire year until it hit 109° today.

absolutely the fuck not


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itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago

would you split your ribcage open so i can live in it i swear i'll keep you warm

itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago
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itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago

this is the same vibe of The ghoul in fallout the tv show and any of the ghouls in the game

Me And My Bff

me and my bff


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itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago
It's All Of Them, Your Honor

it's all of them, your honor

itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago

Watcher TV: Good idea, bad execution

granted, this is early into its life but lets be honest, it probably won’t work out.

but

i do think there were ways the could have handled it better.

Most people reading are (i at least assume) fans of watcher entertainment but i’m giving context anyway. So, as we all know that Watcher has been and are going through a financial struggle, so are most of the fans because capitalism sucks, and because of it they are changing to streaming services for the money they need. But because most of the fans are college students, they also can’t afford to pay for this new streaming service. I’ve seen most fans saying “Why are you doing this, we can’t afford to pay to watch you guys!” and like- yeah- they can’t afford to run their company because they are using their (already) little budget on paying their workers + making their shows. Most of their money is coming from patreon and ad revenue. They are in a similar boat as everyone!!!!

now, what i think they could have done better. They possibly could’ve have done things similar to smosh where they do live shows people can pay for or create one of the membership things youtube has. Watcher could have also kept the idea of using a streaming service but made it so you could still watch the content for free just with a few ads, then let people pay to watch ad free (basically like youtube premium ig). They also could have made a few more shows to go with the streaming service instead of just one (though i see why they only did one).

They said they want to produce higher quality content and I see a lot of fans saying we mostly watch them for the dynamic (which i agree with) but i feel like (and correct me if im wrong) that if we stick with the content we have now + a decline in the quality of the content we will get bored of the shows. Or it would be repetitive.

I truly think this is what would be best for them if they did it in a better manner. anyway, goodluck watcher. i hope this ends up for the best…

(sorry if this is messy, my thoughts r all over the place rn, i’ll probably add to this more or re write it later)

itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago

Ok y’know what yeah I’m mad about this. I’m mad that people are being so fucking hateful towards the Watcher crew over this, like they owe you something. I’m mad that people are apparently dogpiling on Steven as if Ryan and Shane have no say in a company that the three of them made together as friends. I’m mad that people are acting like Watcher is now the same as Netflix or Spotify when password sharing is being actively encouraged and not everything is being locked behind the paywall - not to mention that watcher has a staff of less than 30 people at this point. I’m mad that there are actually people who want this to FAIL. I’m mad that you all seem to think art should be free. What is wrong with all of you? Being a little disappointed or frustrated is obviously okay, but some of the stuff some of you guys are saying is straight up wicked, racist, and unnecessary. Grow up, touch grass, and remind yourselves that the universe doesn’t revolve around you. There are more important things to be this upset about, so try to use your energy on those things instead, you fucking toddlers.

itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago

Okay, so this is where I draw the fucking line.

Don't do this, please.

Okay, So This Is Where I Draw The Fucking Line.
itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago

what we’re not gonna do is point fingers at shane, ryan, or steven. they make decisions together for the betterment of the company they built with each other.

itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago
 Scene I Finished Of The Totally Platonic Fbi Partners Who Totally Wouldnt Cross The Universe For One

🛸 scene i finished of the totally platonic fbi partners who totally wouldn’t cross the universe for one another i mean there’s nothing in the bureau policy against that right????

itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago

i have a new hobby… and it’s rock climbing.


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itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago

What is this??

What Is This??
itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago

me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago
Hold On A Second Man

hold on a second man…

itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago

GOD WHY DID THEY MAKE WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE SO SLUTTY?!

GOD WHY DID THEY MAKE WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE SO SLUTTY?!
GOD WHY DID THEY MAKE WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE SO SLUTTY?!
GOD WHY DID THEY MAKE WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE SO SLUTTY?!
GOD WHY DID THEY MAKE WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE SO SLUTTY?!

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itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago

HAIKU BOT REPOSTING DROPOUT CONTENT⁉️

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.


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itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago

Mr Gaiman what is your favorite ice cream flavor?

I think the ritual of stabbing Julius Caesar on the Ides of March is an important Tumblr tradition that needs to be maintained for coming generations.

itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago

Tumblr Code.

itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago

my favorite character trope is big brown eyes and the weight of the world on their shoulders

My Favorite Character Trope Is Big Brown Eyes And The Weight Of The World On Their Shoulders
My Favorite Character Trope Is Big Brown Eyes And The Weight Of The World On Their Shoulders
My Favorite Character Trope Is Big Brown Eyes And The Weight Of The World On Their Shoulders
My Favorite Character Trope Is Big Brown Eyes And The Weight Of The World On Their Shoulders

itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago
Good Riddance Live

good riddance live

itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago
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itsalyxh0n3i
1 year ago

Actually crying because of mat's new video, he raised me, my fav internet dad is leaving me :( But seriously, he's actually so amazing and I don't think I'll every be the same


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