No More Apologizing For Being Horny On Main. No More Horny Jail. Were Horny Prison Abolitionists. No

No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

Mod // Literally me when I’m in stressful situations lmao

Starting a compilation

Izumi felt her heart sink into her stomach as she listened to Itachi express his inner most concerns to her. They were 𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚗 who had already witnessed the cruelty of the shinobi world. So much violence, hatred and death. Itachi had it much harder than Izumi, being the Uchiha Prodigy and all. It was a lot, too much, in fact, for a child to bear. Which is why she knew that as Itachi’s friend, she needed to be there for him.

“You know, Itachi… I was really scared when my Sharingan activated for the first time. Since my Dad wasn’t an Uchiha and my Mom hadn’t activated hers until roughly the same time I did, I didn’t know what to do or what was happening to me. So, to me, you’re already doing a great job handling it.”

She peered down at the Uchiha boy’s hand gripping the balcony, his knuckles the shade of snow from how tight his hold on it was. Taking a chance, she stepped sideways, closer to Itachi, and placed her smaller hand on top of his in an attempt to comfort him.

“You’re the strongest, smartest and coolest ninja I’ve ever known, Ita. I have all of the faith in the world that you’ll become an amazing shinobi.”

She didn’t expect Itachi to hold her hand or even acknowledge that it was there, but she hoped that it was what he needed to feel safe.

She wanted to be a safe haven for him.

“You know Ryuu almost as well as I do, right? She’ll jump in front of anyone she cares about to take a hit for them, that’s just the kind of person she is. She’d do it for me, for you, even Tenma…”

She giggled innocently and gently nudged Itachi’s shoulder with her own.

“…Everything will be just fine, I know it. And if something isn’t fine in the future, just know that I’ll be by your side to help you get through it. Always.”

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Izumi closed her eyes and hummed as the fresh, evening wind blew through her dark brown locks. Up there on the balcony, she felt so free, so calm… Except for the fact that her childhood crush was standing right next to her, staring nonchalantly at the other households in the Uchiha Compound. At least, that’s how Itachi would come across to others, but to Izumi? No. The cogs in Itachi’s mind were turning so quickly that she could practically hear them.

“Itachi, I think we should talk.…”

She started feebly, working up the courage to have a heart-to-heart with the Uchiha Prodigy.

“The last week or so has been rough on you, Tenma and Ryuu… But, now, I just wanna talk about you and how you feel for a minute. Is that okay?”

Her hands settled on a spot in front of her on the balcony’s handrail and she took a deep breath, exhaling sharply.

“How have you been handling your Sharingan? I’m still struggling with mine, so… I just want you to know that I’m here for you no matter what.”

(glare) “We’re alone, so go on. Admit it.”

Izumi blinked a few times in confusion as she peeked at Sasuke from over her light romance novel, unsure of just what the younger Uchiha was talking about. Izumi was, ironically (given the situation), an open book. Speaking her mind was never a problem, especially with someone she trusted.

“…And what exactly am I admitting, Sasuke? You’re gonna have to be a little more specific here.”

HURT / COMFORT : STARTERS

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings for when your muse needs a little TLC. change & alter as needed.

THE HURT:

“Nah, it’s not that bad. I’ve had worse.”

“I don’t think I can walk that far… or at all.”

“I’m fine. I don’t need your help.”

“Will you stay with me? Just until I fall asleep?”

“I’m sorry, I’m just—I’m just really tired.”

“I don’t need a break. I’m okay.”

“It was my fault. It was all my fault.”

“I think I need help.”

“So, I don’t think I’m dying, or anything, and it’s probably not that serious, but… I’m kinda bleeding. A lot.”

“Is the room spinning right now, or is that just me?”

“No, I’m okay, I just… I hit my head. Really hard. I’ll be okay, just give me a second.”

“I’m not sick! I’m fine!”

“No, I don’t think any of my bones are broken, or anything like that. Just bad bruises.”

“Yeah, but you should see the other guy.”

“I’m fine. This just happens sometimes. It’s normal for me.”

“I’ve got a headache.”

“Seriously, though, I’m fine! Stop making such a big deal out of it!”

“I’ve been taking care of myself for a long time. I don’t need your help, and I definitely don’t need your pity. Fuck off.”

“Please tell me I don’t look as bad as I feel.”

“I think I’m running a fever.”

“So, what’s the prognosis, Doc? Am I gonna live?”

“Stop fussing over me! I’m not a baby!”

“Can I stay with you tonight? I just… really don’t want to be alone right now.”

“No, I-I’m okay. It was just a nightmare. Go back to sleep.”

“I… can’t actually remember the last time I had something to eat.”

“You shouldn’t be here. You’ll get sick, too.”

THE COMFORT:

“Honey, have you been crying? What is it? What’s wrong?”

“I think you’d better take a break.”

“It’s not your fault, sweetheart. You did everything you could.”

“You don’t have to go through this alone. I’m right here for you if you’ll just let me in.”

“There’s nothing wrong with you. There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. Don’t ever let yourself believe that there is.”

“You really don’t realize just how many people love you, do you?”

“If you’re not going to take care of yourself, at least let me do it for you!”

“I’m sorry. I know it hurts.”

“You’re not alone, baby. You never have been.”

“Let’s get you some food.”

“You’re dead on your feet, poor thing. Come on, you need some sleep.”

“Stay where you are. I’m coming to get you.”

“Tell me where it hurts.”

“How many times have I told you to be more careful?!”

“It’s okay. It’s okay. I’m right here, okay? I’m not gonna leave you. I’m never gonna leave you.”

“Oh, honey, you’re safe now. I promise. I’m not going to let anything happen to you.”

“Go ahead and take a shower. I’ll fix you something to eat.”

“What happened to you, baby?”

“I’ll kill that bastard. I’ll kill him for what he did to you.”

“You look like shit, man.”

“Whoa, whoa, take it easy! You got pretty banged up back there, and you don’t want to go making yourself worse.”

“I’m not trying to baby you. It’s called taking care of my friends.”

“Sweetheart, you’re burning up! Why didn’t you say anything? Why didn’t you tell anyone you were sick?”

We love you, Shi Shi! I don’t ever want you to let me or Ita go~ 😔💜

happy birthday itachi <3