Im So Annoyed Tumblr Made My Vampire! Levi Post Look An Absolute Mess, It Duplicated Random Paragraphs

im so annoyed tumblr made my vampire! levi post look an absolute mess, it duplicated random paragraphs and it wouldn’t let me fix it for the longest. i litterally wanted to cry cause i worked so hard on that one… but i think it’s fixed now. i apologize for any confusion <3

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levi is definitely a suit

he probably works in finance or some sort of high level job that requires a suit to be worn everyday

his office is very plain, the color palette is strictly black and white with the exception of the photo of the two of you together at the christmas market last year that sits right next to his desktop.

levi tries not to get distracted from his work but his cute little housewife is always sending him updates of her day. levi can’t even pretend to be annoyed by your texts, he secretly looks forward to them. your fun little texts are what get him through his long boring days at work.

levi tried not to chuckle in the middle of his meeting when you sent him a picture of yourself cleaning the bathroom wearing his signature white bandana that he wears exclusively on cleaning days, with an attached text saying, “i look just like you, mr. clean 😏”

levi shifted in his seat, wondering why a playful picture of his wife cleaning made his cock twitch in his slacks.

levi made it a point to rush home and fuck you in the freshly cleaned shower.

“my sweet little housewife.” he would say, as he lifted your body to straddle his waist, pounding you on the steaming shower wall

a/n: been daydreaming about being levi’s housewife a lot lately oop

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ice cream

hange x reader request

thank you for the request @addiesshrooms hope u enjoy x

tags: soft dom! hange // fwb relationship// some general car smutt

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you stared down at your cup of half melted ice cream, not knowing how to continue the already awkward conversation. you and hange were friends with benefits, nothing more nothing less. this is something you both knew but, when they offered to go on a ice cream date for a change you couldn’t say no.

the two of you would typically only hang out at hange’s place, though there wasn’t much ‘hanging out’ going on, unless being fucked raw by hange’s strap could be considered hanging out. having casual sex was the farthest your friendship reached, so you felt quite surprised when they brought up doing something that involved going out in public together.

internally, you began to question if this date was a good idea. the two of you knew each other's body all too well, but sitting in the ice cream shop you realized that neither one of you knew each other beyond the realm of physical intimacy.

hange tried to think of anything to say, feeling uncomfortable sitting in silence, “you know a lot of people think it’s not possible to split an atom! hah! but what they don’t know is that it is very possible. ya’ ever heard of nuclear fission?”

you shifted in your seat slightly, not understanding the question, “um.. no i don’t think i have.” you tried to shoot them an apologetic smile.

hange let out an exhausted breath, “fuck this, i give up.”

your eyes went wide at the change in their demeanor, not knowing what to say.

hange reached for your hand as they stood, “get up, i’m fucking you in the car.”

you felt excitement bubble in your stomach as they quickly guided you out of the shop.

hange quickly opened the back seat of their vehicle, shoving you inside. you squeaked as you landed on the soft seats. not wasting a moment, hange quickly moved between your legs working your pants off your body.

leaning down just inches away from your mouth hange smiled teasingly, “maybe we should have started with this and got the ice cream after.”

you laughed as you craned your head up to theirs, initiating the kiss you have been waiting for all evening. the kiss was softer than usual, hange took their time, savouring the taste of your mouth as they reached up palming your still clothed breast.

hange broke away from your mouth, your lips were already swollen from the tantalizing kiss.

“let’s get rid of this, yeah?” they said as they pulled your top over your head. you were so grateful that you decided to go braless today. your nipples immediately began to pebble when coming into contact with the cool air inside the vehicle.

“mmm.. yeah, we definitely should’ve started with this.” they said as they leaned over your body once more, immediately rolling one nipple between their fingers and taking the other into their mouth.

your back arched, as hange elicited pure pleasure from your body.

you sighed when their fingers quit their tender ministrations on your nipple. hange teased you by slowly grazing their fingers down your stomach, and circling the outer lips of your pussy.

you instinctively bucked your hips forward, your cunt already in desperate need of attention.

“so needy..” hange teased as they finally granted you your wish. using one thumb to work circles on your already swollen clit, while the other hand was being put to work by pumping deep inside you with two fingers.

your whole body sang in pleasure,“ohh.. fuck.”

hange looked down upon your body feeling pleased with themselves as you came undone on their fingers, “yeah?.. feels good huh baby?” you could only nod in response, not being able to form words.

hange changed rhythm, they began to curl their fingers to tap your g-spot in a ‘come here’ motion.

“ah! that’s it, right there!” you screamed as heat pooled in your lower belly.

hange’s voice was full of lust as they spoke, “that’s is baby, want you to cum all over my fingers, ‘kay?” you wailed as your orgasm began to roll through you, causing your cunt to latch onto hange’s fingers tightly.

hange let you ride out your orgasm as they placed a kiss on your forehead.

when you finally caught your breath, hange looked at you playfully, “so should we try getting ice cream again?”

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as always, feedback is appreciated. love y’all x

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it’s something about this specific breed of man…

toji art by: calclzz on twitter

hi, im a new follower :)

i found your fic through a tag that i follow (#aot fanfiction) and immediately loveeee your writing and started following you ;p and as i see, your requests are open! so, may i have jean and readers' life, after the rumbling? more specifically, what they do all day after three years of peace living in paradis :) thank you, have a great day :)

after the smoke cleared

jean x reader drabble

tags: slight spoiler for manga 34 // talks of dealing with ptsd // husband jean // fluff

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it’s been three years since the rumbling… three whole years, and you still couldn’t wrap your head around the fact that eighty percent of humanity was just gone.

if it wasn’t for jean, you didn’t think that you would have survived life after war. jean was the pillar of strength that kept you going, but he never told you that you are the reason for that strength. you are the only thing that motivated jean to keep going, even after the loss of so much life.

after the smoke cleared, and the peace talks were over, you and jean settled into a quaint little cottage on paradis. it was just what the two of you needed, your patch of land gave the two of you just enough seclusion so that you didn’t have to hear the industrial sounds of the island being rebuilt, while also being close enough to walk to town for all of your needs. your new home was your safe haven, it gave the two of you a chance to begin again.

adjusting to a new life of domesticity was not easy for either of you. you both had your fair share of restless nights, and night terrors. on the nights that your dreams felt terrifyingly real, jeans grip would always tighten around your waist while he whispered in your ear, “shhhh… you're okay. you're okay. i got you.” you would respond by turning to bury yourself into his chest, feeling grounded by his warm embrace. in moments like these jean always felt so grateful to have you here. while you felt grounded by his touch, jean felt grounded by your presence alone, feeling at peace just knowing your still alive, well, and here with him.

you would eventually fall back into your slumber, and jean would place a kiss into your hair before following you into a sound sleep.

the love that the two of you share is what got you through the days. you would always catch yourself staring at jean through the kitchen window, being completely lost in thought thinking about how the two of you made it this far.

how did i get so lucky to end up here, with you?

jean took notice of your staring while he was working hard in the garden, and sent a playful wink in your direction as he resumed his work.

jean took pleasure in nurturing his garden, he loved being able to see life form and take root into the ground, and later provide nourishment to both of your bodies.

the simple things is what jean grew to love in life, he loved you, and the life the two of you shared but jean couldn’t lie to himself, he desperately wanted to create life with you. jean always pictured you waddling around the house with a round belly carrying his beautiful baby.

jean would often fantasize about the two of you walking through town, shopping for baby clothes and supplies. he could just picture the two of you decorating a room in preparation for your first born. jean would also let you have free reign in naming the baby, as long as you didn’t try to name it eren, he wanted no reminders of his past life. the past and all things associated, were just too painful to think of.

jean didn’t want to dwell in the past, nor did he care about being a famous hero of the rumbling, he only desired to be a perfect husband and a loving daddy to all the babies he wished to create with you.

after surviving the largest mass casualty the world has ever seen, jean only cared about the life the two of you share.

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as always, feedback is appreciated xx

welcome to my piece of paradis island

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Masterlist - updated 03/18/2022

Levi

one shots

i can’t lose you

ceo levi x reader *

night air

safe

vampire! levi x reader **

perfect stranger

the castle

captured

the love triangle * levi x reader x jean

headcannons

boyfriend levi x reader *

workin man levi x reader*

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Jean

one shots

perfect *

tequila shots *

after the smoke cleared

a kirschtein holiday *

the shower *

the love triangle * jean x reader x levi

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boyfriend! jean x reader

xxx jean visuals **

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hange

one shots

ice cream *

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headcannons

jean/eren/reiner/levi headcannon

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getou suguru jjk

getou visuals *

abducted * chapter two * chapter three* chapter four * chapter five chapter six

chapter seven** chapter eight* chapter nine

chapter ten chapter eleven** chapter twelve

chapter thirteen*

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choso jjk

the morning *

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