Eret's Chat Was Demanding They Remove One Of Sam's Arms For So Ponk Can Have Justice And Now They (and

Eret's chat was demanding they remove one of Sam's arms for so Ponk can have justice and now they (and Eret) are going to give the sword to Ponk

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I love this chat

f,ff,,,,,family

"keep your underwear on Sam!"

Fuck sake this is the weirdest and shortest battle ever

[everything talked about here is from sapnapalt’s recent stream “FORTNITE WITH GEORGE” from timestamp 2:49:02, go there for context]

Okay I’ve heard what Sapnap and George had done with Michael (replacing him with a piglin named Nichael, holding the real Michael for ransom, threatening to kill him if the ransom isn’t paid) and I gotta say, I am pissed off 

During the stream, Sapnap is retelling the tale of what happened to Michael (which he mentioned to have gone on for months), including how Eret and Sam had found out, leading to Dream reading out a message from Eret to the DSMP discord; which talked about how this could potentially be story breaking, further elaborating that Sapnap and George never responded to this despite it being directed at everyone

As Dream reads out this message, Sapnap and George are laughing

The story Sapnap tells also revealed that Eret and Sam had to get a replacement Michael to use in Sam’s lore stream after the prison break, meaning this had directly interfered with planned lore, but is played off as a funny joke

Terrible roleplay etiquette, the both of them. This has gone past a funny joke given that they are threatening to kill the real Michael in a weeks time if their demands are not met (their ransom being two netherite sets, 10 god apples, 2 stacks of netherite tools, every enchantment book, a trident, etc)

This isn’t even about how Michael being harmed distresses a number of fans (though that also contributes), it’s the fact that their actions had negatively affected the lore of three people on the DSMP (Eret, Sam, and Ranboo) yet they continue to play it off as a funny joke.

They need to grow the fuck up

c!sam in a nutshell

Eret Tubbo and Techno, walking off into the sunrise, trekking to Sam’s house to save Tubbo’s son

They’re all geared up, their armor glistening in the morning light, Tubbo leading the way, with Techno and Eret standing on each side

Three enemies turned allies, choosing people, not sides