What The Bad Batch Thought Was Happening In Episode 2

what the bad batch thought was happening in episode 2

“I didn’t have it in myself to go with grace”

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we all know that rex is the dipshit recruiting all the dumbasses for the 501st, but consider: anakin personally going to Kamino to watch training exercises to personally pick his clones for the Dumb-hundred and first battalion.

He watches a group go through training and is like "ew, they actually did what they were supposed? no cool tricks? they didn't even do the opposite of what you said!" and the kaminoans are like 0 _ o

Then out comes this group of clones comes out and pulls out all the stops. They throw eachother against traing droids. They punch droids with guns and use eachother as human shields. The kaminoans are shocked and are like "oh my god oh my god we cannot show this to HIM" but anakins already vibrating with energy like "yes yES YES THESE ONES WHATS YOUR LOWEST OFFER"

I know 2022 has been an insane year overall, but I can’t believe how much has happened in the last week.

Rings of Power’s debut being an utter shitshow, we’re all still trying to process how you can spend a billion dollars and it still is the blandest show you’ve seen in your life.

Every! Day! Is! A! New! Bombshell! in Classified Documents Belong to the Government Not The Person In The Government You Fuckwad

The ongoing war and suffering in Ukraine is still, you know, ongoing

The ongoing energy crisis in the UK and the incoming wave of absolute shit that’s going to unleash

Don’t Worry Darling is the only one of these that’s actively funny and that I have unironically enjoyed, just pure chef’s kiss, 10/10, no notes, would lol about Chris Pines writing erotica and maybe maybe not getting spit on again

The Queen of England died and it’s going to be a non-stop parade of mourners and/or celebrations and crab raves

It’s such a Everything Happens Too Much week that, when trying to detail out all the batshit things have happened this one single week in September, that I literally forgot JUST WHOLESALE FUCKING FORGOT! About about JKR’s new book about the main character being stalked by a “woke” internet mob and like half of the book is just tweets that toooooootally weren’t ones Ms. Rowling was definitely not mad about and definitely didn’t get under her skin and live rent free in her head, not at all! Do you know how insane a week has to be when JKR writing a book that shows all of her ass over just how badly she got fucked up by all those terrible, awful, mean tweets is the least memorable part of the week??  This week is nuts.

Man, as a long-time Clone Wars fan sometimes I hate other Clone Wars fans. "Rebels and Bad Batch are too kiddy >:((( they're ruining star wars >:(((" Like dude DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THE EPISODE WHERE C-3PO AND R2-D2 GO RUN ERRANDS FOR PADME AND HAVE A SPA DAY. "wahh Rebels and Bad Batch are all filler >:(((" Have you even watched the Clone Wars? Or did you just watch the Maul episodes. "I'm not watching them because Ezra and Omega are annoying >:((" You were probably hating on Ahsoka in the exact same way back in '08.

All three shows are awesome. They don't need to be pitted against each other.