Concept For An Alien Movie Reboot:

Concept for an “Alien” movie reboot:

1) Completely disregards everything that came after “Aliens”. This reboot is pretty much a brand-new “Alien 3″.

2) Picking up right after “Aliens”, Hicks, Ripley, Newt, and Bishop are taken in by Weyland-Yutani. We then cut to several decades later. Ripley and Hicks apparently got together and adopted Newt. They also had a kid, who is our new main protagonist. Life has been normal for them…until the Engineers invaded Earth. To attack Earth, they drop Xenomorph eggs onto the surface, leading to an outbreak of Xenomorphs.

3) Based on the previous point, although the Xenomorphs are still a major threat, the main villains are actually the Engineers. 

4) Our main protagonist, Ripley and Hick’s son, is played by Charlie Cox (Daredevil). Cox’s character is a Colonial Marine, just like his father. Newt is our secondary protagonist and is played by Diane Kruger (Kruger is the same age as Carrie Henn, the original Newt). So, think of this Alien reboot as a brother-sister story due to our main characters’ relationship. 

5) Climax takes place in the Engineers’ mothership, in which Newt and her adoptive brother come face-to-face with the leader of the Engineers. 

6) Other members of the cast: Dave Bautista plays the big badass survivor, Iain De Caestecker plays the whiny smartass survivor, WWE wrestler Asuka plays the zany loose-cannon survivor, Winston Duke plays the friendly well-intentioned survivor, and Kit Harrington plays the villainous survivor who is revealed to be working for Weyland-Yutani.

Books (Kakashi X Civilian!Reader)

Prompt: The reader is the owner of a small bookstore near Kakashi’s apartment.

Words: 720

Warnings: None

A/N: I’m not sure if I did the conversion right for US dollars to ryo, but hopefully it’s close! Honestly, I’m tempted to turn this into a fic because I love Kakashi and I love this idea and I think Kakashi and a civilian would work well together in a relationship.

The little bell over the door chimed as a customer wandered in. You peaked around from behind a bookshelf, smiling warmly at the teenage girl as she blinked owlishly at your crammed shelves and various decorations.

“Hello, welcome to the Book Nook! Let me know if you need any help,” you said. The girl smiled, nodded, and disappeared to browse the massive collection.

Your store was small, but you had made great use of the space, cramming as many books as you possibly could into the shelves. You liked the feeling of it being a little claustrophobic. It was less intimidating than one of the larger bookstores across the village which seemed to swallow you whole as you walked in.

You wandered around the store, a pile of new arrivals in hand. This was your favorite thing to do, wander the store and take a look at your stock while you put away the newest books. The bell chimed again as you reached your least favorite section—the porn. You hated the thought of porn, but unfortunately the genre was incredibly popular with shinobi, and only two other stores sold them. There was so little competition there that you had felt it necessary to make a section for it in your store, albeit a small one.

The more business you got, the better. The Book Nook was your livelihood.

You made a face at the book on top of your pile—one of the Icha Icha series. You wondered why the author kept writing them. There were enough as is.

You became aware of someone standing very near you, and eyes boring into the back of your head. You turned, immediately changing your expression to a friendlier one. Behind you stood a shinobi with silver hair that seemed to defy gravity and his headband pulled over his left eye.

You would recognize Kakashi of the Sharingan anywhere.

You were a civilian, but that didn’t mean you were unfamiliar with the more famous shinobi. You sold bingo books, and sometimes when you were bored you’d leaf through the pages. You always seemed to find yourself on Kakashi’s page. He was quite the accomplished shinobi, and there was an air of mystery about him thanks to his mask.

“Can I help you with something?” you asked politely.

“Is that the newest Icha Icha you’re holding?”

You sighed inwardly. Of course he reads this stuff, you thought, handing the book over with a smile. “As a matter of fact, it is. It’s one hundred and seventy ryo.”

Kakashi’s eye widened. “Not a bad price for an Icha Icha book.”

You smiled. “I try not to price things too high. I know you shinobi can be cheap about certain things.” You mentally cursed yourself for saying just a little too much. Gods, I hope I didn’t offend him, you thought.

To your surprise—and relief—he chuckled, seemingly unoffended. “Ah, well, you’re not wrong.” His eye sought out the shelf behind you, and he gave it an appraising once-over.

“This is your store?” he asked.

You nodded proudly. “Yup! I’m guessing this is your first time here?” You liked to think you remembered the customers that came in, especially shinobi, and you’d have known if Kakashi Hatake shopped at your store. But you didn’t want the conversation to end. You got a peaceful vibe from Kakashi, and he was easy to talk to—even with your slip-ups.

“Yes, but I wish I’d found your store sooner. It’s much closer to my apartment than the other two that sell Icha Icha.”

You smiled. “I have a very large collection of books here beyond…” you gestured behind you “…these, if you’d like to take a look around.”

“Maybe some other time,” Kakashi said. Behind his mask, he smiled. You felt a blush forming on your cheeks. Even with the mask covering his face, he oozed attractiveness. A lot of your civilian friends swooned over shinobi, but never as intensely as they swooned over Kakashi Hatake. You liked to think you didn’t swoon, but in that moment, you were more than happy to.

“Follow me to the counter and I’ll get you checked out.”

Unbeknownst to you, as you led him to the cash register, he was checking out something else as well.

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Kakashi is married to reader but none of his students know that he’s married. So when they go surprise him at his house they’re shocked to see (Y/N)-sensei there in the kitchen and they’re like “Did you...spend the night at Kakashi’s House?” And she’s like “I’ve been spending the night here for 4 years.”

“Y/N,” His deep, hoarse morning voice pulls you from your sleep. You mumble something incoherent in response, and nuzzle your face further into his neck. You feel his chest rumble as he chuckles. 

“Darling, I have to get up or else I’m going to be late.” He says, but makes no movement to get up. Instead, you feel his arm curl further around you, pulling you even closer than you were before. You smile, and hum into his neck as you tease “you sure see like you’re in a big rush.” 

He chuckles again, goes as far enough to playfully pinch your butt, effectively making you jump in surprise and open your eyes. He laughs this time, and you find it easy to forgive him when he shows you this rare carefree side of him. 

“It’s hard to be in a rush when you’re right here.” He says smoothly, planting a kiss on your forehead. You kiss his neck in response, take a deep breath, and let it out in a bigger sigh.

“I want to stay here with you, but truth be told I don’t want any of my genin showing up here again because I was late.” You sit up, “I’m going to make some breakfast for us. Do you have anything that you’re craving?” The cold air hits your exposed legs, causing you to shiver.

 Kakashi sits up and comments, “Well....I do have a preference actually,” his hands come to gently run his fingers over your legs suggestively. You roll your eyes and push his hands away, immediately regretting it as both his arms come around your body and pull you to his body. You let out a surprised laugh. 

“No! We don’t have the time...” You never finish your sentence, too focused on his warm lips moving along your neck. 

“Are you sure? It would warm you right up..” He whispers seductively, nipping your ear lobe before licking up a stripe on your ear and blowing cool air on it. You shiver, curling your body further into his warm body. He welcomes the cuddle, tightening his grip around your body. 

You’re so, so close to giving into him, because it’s hard not to. It’s hard to say no when his hands are running soothingly over your arms. It’s hard to say no when he’s kissing along your shoulder now, sucking gently in all the right places. It’s hard to say no when his hands move up and under your, well his, shirt up to your-

“What was that?” His head moves away from your neck and moves towards the door of your shared bedroom. You open your eyes, not even realising that you had closed them again. 

“What was what?” You turn towards him, beginning to worry when he moves away from you and gets up. 

“Kashi?” You whisper, watching him retrieve a kunai from his bag.

“Stay here.” He says, pulling on a mask before opening the door quietly. You got up and pulled on his black robe, grabbing your kunai from your own bag and followed quietly behind him. You could tell from the way he tensed his shoulders that he wasn’t happy you followed him, but you didn’t care. You could take care of yourself and it was something he sometimes struggled with (not in the sense that he doubts your abilities, but more so of his own insecurities). 

He rounds the corner, and let’s his guard down. 

“What are you three doing here?” He groans out, dropping his head in his hands. You round the corner as well, and see his three genin in the kitchen, in front of an open window. The three of them look past their sensei and see you, and they all gasped. Naruto had the most outward reaction, jaw dropping and eyes widening while he pointed at you accusingly, as if you had entered his kitchen unannounced. 

“Y/N-SENSEI??” He announces loudly, and your ears hurt from how loud it was. Too loud for this early in the morning. He looks over your attire, and he lets out another gasp, stumbling over his words.

“D-Did you...spend the night at Kakashi-sensei’s house?!” He exclaims a little quieter than before. The other two have recovered from their shocked state and watched the interaction with much interest. Kakashi lets out a sigh and walks further into the kitchen. He opens the fridge and takes out some eggs. 

You smile at the awaiting kids in front of you. “Yes, I’ve been spending the night here for the last four years.” If you thought his eyes and mouth couldn’t widen more, you were wrong. Naruto was going to open his mouth to say something else but Sakura wraps an arm around his neck and holds him there. She smiles politely at you. 

“I’m sorry Y/N sensei. We were just worried about Kakashi-Sensei. He was running later than usual so we just wanted to check that everything was okay.”

You smile again and wave them off. “No worries,” you make your way to the kitchen to help your husband prepare breakfast, “I’m surprised it took you this long to find out. He’s always talking about how you three impress him.” You motion for them to come over and hand them some plates.

 Kakashi serves some eggs and rice to each plate. Your husband looks over at you, mildly embarrassed from what you just told them. You grab two plates, one for you and the other for Kakashi before walking up to him to give him an apologetic kiss on the cheek. He serves the food on both your plates and you go to set it down at the table next to his students. 

“I can’t believe it took us this long to find out either. But then again, we still haven’t seen his face.” Sasuke comments. Kakashi brings some coffee and orange juice to the table before joining everyone. It was silent for a minute, everyone enjoying the delicious meal. Your eyes travel over to the kitchen clock to check the time. 

“I have to get going. If I don’t leave now, we’re going to have three more genin showing up here.” You stand, leaning down to kiss Kakashi's cheek. 

“It was nice having you three here. I’ll see you guys later!” You call over your shoulder to go get ready. You let out a laugh when you hear Kakashi tell his genin “your first training exercise today is to wash the dishes” followed with a whole bunch of groaning. 

Stroke game tutorial for the dudes

STOP JAMMING THE CERVIX

It’s not all your fault cause we all learned from one source mainly (if you know... yeah y’all know). Most of those dudes are bad at it on purpose for the sake of performance. You can always improve at sex just like anything.