Taishen: Hey, Thats Draconic! I Can Understand Draconic!

taishen: hey, thats draconic! i can understand draconic!

jornir: … and? what does it say?

taishen, visibly confused: should i know what it says?

(via @drzibs)

Marius: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Jericho : Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Marius: ...

Marius: You mean ring bearER, right?

Jericho : ...

Marius: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

**Gricko:** You know you can die from that, right?

**Kremy:** *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.

**Gideon:** *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.

**Torbek:** *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

Briggsy: This date is boring! Yorgrim: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Briggsy: Then why did you invite me? Yorgrim: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Yorgrim I'll do whatever I want!

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Marius

Briggsy

Farryn

Yorgrim

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Lethicus

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Jericho: if two jokes where stuck on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?