Thor: Based On Statistical Evidence, I Am Immortal

thor: based on statistical evidence, i am immortal

bruce: how so?

thor: haven’t died yet

I’ll be crying myself to sleep if you need me. Feel free to join in.

GOD THOR YOU KNOW HE’S STRUGGLING WITH SOME SERIOUS SURVIVOR’S GUILT I AM A WHOLE LESBIAN BUT I JUST WANT TO HOLD HIM AGAINST MY CHEST AND LET HIM KNOW IT’S NOT HIS FAULT

Uhhh the drawing machine’s still broke but I still wanted to celebrate this little bean’s birthday so!!! Have a soft self-indulgent little doodle ;u;

Thor’s Week 2019

WHAT: Thor’s Week is a 7-day long celebration of Thor Odinson. This is a Thor appreciation week, meant for people to create new content about our favorite god of thunder.

If you ship th*rki or st*rker, you are NOT WELCOME to participate.

WHEN: January 1 - 7, 2019

HOW TO PARTICIPATE: Please post or submit currently unpublished Thor-centric works such as: 

Fanfic Fanart Moodboards Gifsets Edits Playlists …and any other kinds of original content!

TAG: Use #thorsweek in your first five tags so we can see your work and reblog it! Please tag applicable works as nsfw, [trigger] tw, [type of work], etc.

AO3 COLLECTION: Thor’s Week 2019

DISCORD SERVER: Seductive Lord of Thunder (This is an incest- and pedophilia-free server.)

PROMPTS:

Day 1: Child Day 2: Family Day 3: Grief Day 4: Home Day 5: Magic Day 6: Protection Day 7: Storm

ANNOUNCEMENTS: You can track #thorsweekupdates as well to receive announcements from the blog’s mods.

This is the official Thor’s Week infopost, so kindly reblog this and spread the word!

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Peter: Mr. Stark, you’re really smart and I have a question I can’t figure out.

Tony: Sure, Pete, go ahead.

Peter: Okay. When you have 2% milk, where does the other 98% go?

Tony:

Tony:

Tony: Go get Bruce in here.