Im Not Sure- Koko Finds Out After She Wakes Up (after Her Sons, Daughter, And Their Friends Take Over

I’m not sure- Koko finds out after she wakes up (after her sons, daughter, and their friends take over the city), she’s very surprised and worried but mostly glad they’re all alright, but I don’t know about Wu. He either knows and is off meditating somewhere on it and debating the best way to talk to his students (because on one hand he doesn’t support them being evil, but on the other... he does care dearly about his students and the city has not been the nicest to them at all), or he just straight-up is still on vacation and is obvious to it all, fluting away somewhere

I think it would be fun if y'all reblogged this or sent me an ask with a picture of how you normally draw zane so i can draw some different zane designs for fun :]

Ninjago Season 1: Episode 4: Never Trust a Snake

White has a dream where funky birb tells him to “WAKE UP, ZANE.” White follows birb’s advice and wakes up. Everything still feels inception-y and when he’s on the deck Lord G, the man, the myth, the legend shows up and demands the ice triangles and other golden plot devices. White says no. Lord G slam dunks him in a trash can.

Green Ninja ex machina appears to save him, posing dramatically with the birb.

“Who are you?” White wonders.

He never finds out because birbs flood the deck.

White wakes up for real but thinks he’s still in inception- a pillow to the face clears that up. The Fruity Bois train and do stretches on the deck with very awkward lego animation. Grumpy Old Man asks them a riddle because he is a sphinx now. They must answer the riddle, but fail miserably because they all role nat 1 on Wisdom and are more focused on who will be the Green Ninja

Meanwhile, GarmaGremlin takes the Vampire Sneks across the snow to fight the Hypno Sneks. Turns out Vampire Snek leader and Hypno Snek are total dude bros / speed run enemies to lovers and the war is called off. GarmaGremlin runs off with no allies.

He wanders the desert because this kid can just travel huge distances in short time and finds a tomb. Only one snek is inside. Very casually implied cannibalism in a kid’s show. Friendship with Hypno Snek and Vampire Snek over, now Pythor P. Chumsworth is his new best friend / henchman.

They steal candy from triplets and other very evil deeds. GarmaGremlin trauma dumps on Pythor P. Chumsworth and says he was kicked out of bad boi school because he’s a not-bad-sad-boi. Pythor P. Chumsworth suggests revenge even though we are several seasons away from a snake that wants revenge.

Grumpy Old Man still does not have an answer to his cryptic riddle. The Fruity Bois go to stop GarmaGremlin and Pythor P. Chumsworth at bad boi school. They break through the roof on an anchor and find kidnapped bad bois at the bottom, then race up. Blue takes the elevator. Black climbs the chains. Blue takes the elevator. Red and White take the stairs and get slimed. Blue takes the elevator.

Did I mention Blue takes the elevator.

Pythor P. Chumsworth is confronted by Blue, because the elevator was actually the one choice they didn’t expect, grabs the map, snitches on the kid, and dips. Blue kidnapps GarmaGremlin.

GarmaGremlin, being Grumpy Old Man’s nephew, gets read a bedtime story. Riddle is finally solved. GarmaGremlin is now GarmaLesserGremlin.

Okay Ninjago fandom, let’s see if we can play a game.

I’m going to briefly summarise the plot of of the first pilot episode in a comedic way, and the next person must do the same for the next episode. Each person must check the reblogs to so they can do the most recent episode, and we should just have a chain of simplified Ninjago episodes. You are allowed to reblog this multiple times. I’ll start:

Ninjago Pilots: Episode 1 - Way of the Ninja

Local independent business owner, Kai, gets heckled by an old man and then biker skeletons show up and kidnap Kai’s sister for no reason. The old man tells Kai that the skeletons work for his evil brother who he pushed into a hole once, and then he promises to teach Kai the art of spinning real fast. However Kai only learns the art of spilling the tea. Then Kai gets attacked by ninja and must fight them with his toothbrush!

Sure, gonna do that with Ninjago characters (show or movie or both), send in a prompt number- you can add character(s) if you want, but doesn’t have to, or quick scene ideas!

Fic Prompt List

A prompt list! Repost this to your blog. Followers send you a number in your ask. Write a fic or drabble or ficlet or one-shot using that line or inspired by that line. Rinse and repeat!

Do not give me that look.

I don’t think I can do this anymore.

I’ve been waiting to get to know you from the moment I first saw you.

I don’t think that’s how that works.

Kidnapping them was the only way I was going to get them here.

Let’s make a deal shall we?

Stop acting like a child!

I know of your reputation all too well.

How long have you been standing there?

Stop it! You’re only making it worse!

Have you seen the rest of their family?

I just like proving you wrong.

I always sleep best when you’re next to me.

Am I scaring you?

Oh god, you’re just like your dad.

I let you win.

I can’t do this even though everyone says I can.

Looks like we’re going to be stuck here for a while.

Scream all you want. No one can hear you.

Do you even know what subtle means?

Listen, I haven’t exactly been truthful with you.

Oh, you’re just grumpy.

No, we’re going to talk about this now.

I just came to say goodbye.

Why do you have a picture of me?

You don’t hate me.

Tell me what I can do to help.

You call this luck? No, this is all skill.

Well we have two options, both of which you’re not going to like.

I already tried talking to them! They won’t listen!

Please don’t tell me we’re lost.

Are you aware of how much money you spent?

Great, now the electricity is out.

Truth be told, I forgot they were even here.

I believe I can be of some help here.

Did you honestly think that was going to impress me?

This is all your fault by the way.

If you move from that spot, so help me, I will tie you down.

You don’t have a choice in this matter.

How many times have you viewed this?

Can you teach me how to do that?

Can you be honest with me for once?

Trust me, you don’t want to meet my family.

Why are you still awake?

You may technically be an adult, but you’re still my child.

They have amnesia?

Fine, you can drive.

Do you have any idea who you just pissed off?

That cute act is all just a lie.

I was not expecting that to work as well as it did.

Can you two save the kissing for later?

I am a really bad actor.

You’re right. I have no idea what I’m doing. I’m just making it up as I go along.

Yeah well dying generally puts a damper on things.

It’s nothing but a bunch of old guys.

Ok, but have you tried the dessert yet?

The only thing I want is for you to come with me.

Ok, who gave out my number? I have 12 missed calls, 4 voicemails, and 75 unread texts!

No, listen, hear me out. All we need is some really good disguises.

Is it greedy of me to say I never want you to leave my arms?

That is not a good hiding spot.

Oh sweetheart, that was an act.

I believed you! I stood up for you! Defended you! And you lied!

I may have eaten seven of them already.

What are they doing here? I thought it was only going to be us.

Do you know what you’re like when you’re drunk?

My father may look like the scary one, but it’s my mother you need to be afraid of.

What’s the password? No, wrong one.

You see that death glare means she likes you.

Was this supposed to be a romantic gesture?

When you aren’t paying attention, they watch you.

Don’t you dare.

You’re putting an awful lot of trust in them.

It’s only just a little bit illegal.

It might be a little silly, but I still like to believe in fairy tales.

It could be worse. They could be dating. Wait? They are?!

What you just asked for is impossible.

If I had three wishes, I’d spend all of them to make you smile.

How did you get that scar?

What do you mean they escaped?

Fic Prompt #1!

Boreas = Show Zane

Red = Movie Kai

Ship Name: Icedcoffee (technically a version of opposite shipping)

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"Do not give me that look."

Red peeks over the kitchen island. "But Boreasssss-"

Boreas shakes his head. "Absolutely not. I sincerely apologize, but i cannot allow you to continue with this."

Red shoots him his best puppy-dog eyes. Boreas tightens the Look of Disappointment™️ on his face, though his fingers tremble ever so slightly. "I said no, Lantern, and that is final. It is for your own health."

Red climbs onto the kitchen island and slides over it so he's standing in front of Boreas. "Pleeeeaaaassse? I need it for cryptid hunting."

"You cannot go cryptid hunting tonight, it is a school night," Boreas counters, though there's a faint hitch to his voice. "I'm sorry, Red, but for the sake of your health and grades-"

His boyfriend leans into him, peering up with wide amber eyes and a faint pout. "But tonight's a great night for hunting Mothman... the moon is full and everything..."

The slight tremble to Boreas' fingers increases as he turns his head to the side, avoiding looking at Red. "I'm sorry. Please do not give me that look, this is for your own good."

"Okay..."

Red's quiet voice makes Boreas pause, and the tall nindroid makes the mistake of looking back down at his boyfriend.

His power source melts.

"Perhaps..." he starts, voice cracking. "Perhaps I can brew you an alternative mix. The "Potion of Could Kill the FSM", as you call that dreadful mix of caffeine, sugar, and 5-hour energy, is very bad for your health and I cannot in good mind allow you to drink it, especially at such an unreasonable hour. But perhaps... perhaps I can instead brew you some nice hot chocolate, and we could curl up with a movie together?"

Red looks at him as if he just offered him a plate of gold. "Cuddling? You and me?"

His face slowly goes red with a blush, and a few embers flicker in his gelled hair.

Aha. Boreas has him hooked now.

"Yes," he says. "Perhaps we can share a blanket? You could rest in my lap as well."

Red starts to bounce in joy. "Screw Mothman, I'm finding us the coziest blanket in the house-"

Boreas smiles. "That would be lovely, Lantern."

Red beams back. "Anything for you, Snowball!"

The coffee is poured down the drain as Red races out of the room, and Boreas chuckles to himself.

He really is in love with this bi disaster, isn't he.

Yo old I only just now finished the art for new AU just dropped

He’s having fun <3

Don’t know if there’s any specific types or not / if they have to be character-centric, but I just searched through my bookmarks for some favourites one-shots & short fics (maybe I’ll make another post with longer fic recommendations if people want)

“Cold Hands, Warm Heart”, one-shot, 12,006 words -- Zane-focus, fluffy squad snowball fight

“Let’s Dye This World”, one-shot, 4,101 words -- Lloyd dyes his hair and his sister is firmly on his side

 “*Wu voice* "Ah, gotta get my kids."”, (7 chapters, completed) 4,850 words, has an unfinished aftermath sequel -- a cool “overwhelmed with power” scenario where Wu takes care of each of his students after all their elemental powers go haywire - also comes with this cool animatic 

“The Venomari Venom Incident”, one-shot, 10,012 words -- SPBNR-inspired work (which is a longer but amazing fic) ft. show Kai in the movieverse getting hit by venomari venom at school before a Garmalarm. Hilariously crack-y

“powersurge”, (6 chapters, completed) 9,488 words -- another interesting take on moments with large bursts of elemental power

“And the Vocab Word of the Day Is...” , one-shot, 2,547 words -- a young Lloyd teaches an innocent Zane to swear, absolutely hilarious

“For When You Need Love” , one-shot, 7,605 words -- so much platonic found family kisses, very sweet

“Home Is Where You Are” , one-shot, 3,937 words -- movieverse Morro taking care of his younger cousin

“When your love rival is a frog” , (3 chapters, completed), 17,630 words -- movie plasma, the funniest ship fic I’ve ever read in which Kai loses to a frog

“Oh, haven’t you heard?” , one-shot, 1,775 words -- alternative movieverse Lloyd where nobody knows a child of Garmadon exists and a Buzzfeed Unsolved conspiracy is set

“Habits of Home(lessness)” , (6 chapters, completed), 6,823 words -- 5-times the squad worry Jay with their survival skills/habits and one time he got it explained

“Cool Down” , one-shot, 4,741 words -- Zane gives Kai hugs to cool down from elemental power overloads

“Observational Astronomy”, one-shot, 2,495 words -- Soulmate (platonic, family) identifying marks in the shape of a constellation tattoo on your chest

“Those Linked By Destiny”, (5 chapters, completed), 19,993 words -- how the movieverse Ninjaforce met

“Kind”, one-shot, 3,475 words -- movieverse AU pre-Dorksquad where the words that others think about another are written across the person's skin, very soft

Hey so I’ve been pretty depressed today and just overall frustrated about life and my future and society. Got any good ficlet/oneshots and/or ficlet/oneshot recommendations

(IDK when you sent this ive been away from my desktop, but i hopw youre feeling better! And i hope im not super late!)

I honestly havent been reading much fic lately, some of these arent ficlits/oneshots orz sorry

shamelessly plugging my own ao3 (i also have a lot of ficlets in the #spinchip fic tag here)

Lean back. by NKMLN (Cast into water is another good one by the same author)

under the skin, Against the Skull by ninjas-that-go (author has more, non-zane centric fics to check out too!)

if anyone has other recs please suggest some! I've been out of the reading loop for a hot minute