May I Make An Addition To The Jay Cannot Die One

May I make an addition to the “Jay cannot die” one—

Sometimes instead of the attacker taking the damage, it will instead ricochet off to Zane. It doesn’t matter where he is— he could be kilometres away— but some contrived series of coincidences and freak accidents domino-effected by the attack on Jay will make its way over to Zane instead. He’ll die for the thousandth time and get revived five minutes later. Nobody except one person (perhaps Pixal or Dareth) connects the two situations.

Ninjago AU, but every person who reblogs gets to add/change one detail of canon.

I'll start: Zane has a criminal record, but no one knows what his crimes are.

@finn-m-corvex you brilliant funky moot you've got SO MANY GREAT QUESTIONS WHICH ARE GETTING ME TO THINK ON THIS—

Starting with the movie!Bizarros— Kaigami is the only one I had full details on when the AU was first made (they are a bean and my little blorbo that needs all the hugs), but since then I’ve been spitballing some headcanons with my friends on the others—

In normal movieverse hcs, they go as follow:

- Jayden (bizarro Blue) is a young oni that snuck over from the continent of Onitoryū (the First Realm) to the continent of Ninjago (yes we hc’d that the realms exist as continents in the movieverse before Dragons Rising existed), saw Blue, and used his image as his shapeshifting disguise because he’s bad at shapeshifting fully (the fluffy hair hides the horns, the scarf hides the tusks/fangs, the hoodie pocket hides claws, baggy clothes hides tail, etc.)

— Charcoal (Bizarro Black) is a clone made by Vangelis to get vengeance on Lilly for messing up his plans back in the day (she’s a big hero in Shintaro because she split the land away from the continent of the Cloud Kingdom and made it its own mini continent/island)

— Oread (Bizarro White) is a nindroid built by Garmadon’s enginerds (he has seagull/pelican/osprey features because Garmadon has to insert sea-creature themes into all of his designs)

So in the D:BH AU, Oread would kinda be like RK900 (except probably get rescued too), Jayden could be one of the androids at Jericho that looks up to Blue as inspiration (or perhaps Cyberlife/the Mechanic tries to build a new Blue because he supposedly was destroyed?), and Charcoal could be— uh— a vibing human? Or an android teen model based off Black in case he didn’t make through the cyborg surgery?

Yeah White and Zero (Cryptor) share the role of Connor in the sense that Zero is more the deviant-hunter side (except already deviant) and White was deviant but lost his memories and thinks Cyberlife built him, not Dr. J, and follows their orders (he does eventually come to his senses and regains deviancy, probably while encountering Echo)

Blue does not want to be the leader of the rebellion because, you know, anxiety + social anxiety, but whoops he’s an advanced model that found himself in a leadership position and has accidentally started the revolution. 

And you are ABSOLUTELY right— Black would be the “North” equivalent (or Simon) because while Jaya is cute, movie!Bruise is just adorable (also I hc movie!Nya/Cyan as a lesbian as opposed to show!Nya)— Cyan would absolutly be the one to suggest violence though and if anyone hurt Blue (which technically Cliff and the Ambers already have since he got… a bit disassembled on his way to the junkyard), Black would be right there with her on letting the city burn

As for Luther- technically no, though the "Kara" story does already have the RGB sibs looking out for each other. EXCEPT I JUST HAD THE PERFECT IDEA WHILE TYPING THIS OUT- the Luther-esc figure could TOTALLY be movie!Morro (normally a tired college student looking out for his cousin Green, in this case either human or an android)

I’m really glad you like the AU :D If you’ve got more ideas or questions or comments PLEASE send them because it’s so fun to think about with a friend/mutual

https://www.tumblr.com/impulsivefanwriter/733578350737719296/the-lego-ninjago-movie-but-its-a-dbh-au ask about the D:BH AU and I shall receive :D

YES YES YES HI YES I SAW IT AND I THOUGHT I REBLOGGED IT BUT I JUST. COMPLETELY MIND-BLANKED SO FORGIVE ME JFALJFKDLJFAL

Choosing to make Kai the android instead of Lloyd is such a cool decision??? Like so much respect for not immediately jumping to making Lloyd the Thing just because he's the most main character-coded person in Ninjago. I'm also VERY interested in Kaigami; will the other Bizarros be here as well, or just Kai's?

ZANE AS CONNOR?! YOUR HONOR I AM SCREAMING AHHHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE CONNOR ABSOLUTELY YES I AM IN LOVE

JAY AS MARKUS?!

RESPECTFULLY I AM FULLY DOWN TO CLOWN WITH THIS CONCEPT HELL FUCKING YES?! SO GOOD?! IS COLE THE NORTH EQUIVALENT IS THIS BRUISE OR IS THIS JAYA OR IS IT NEITHER DAJKSLJFSAKLJF I MUST KNOW MORE

IS THERE A LUTHER YET?!

AHHHHHHHHH LOOK AT THEM! THEY'RE SO CUTE! IT'S SO FLUFFY! AHHHHHHHHHH-

Percival's internal thoughts are ABSOLUTELY blue screening noises followed by a lot of screaming. It's probably like that one scene from Inside Out where the alarm for "girl" (in this case "cute boy") is going off in the one kid's head

May I request a bumblebee doodle where Arin is carrying a gay-panicking Percival? Possibly after catching him from falling with his new ninja skills?

hehe Ty!! for the request

AHHHHHHH LOOK AT HOW AMAZING AND ADORABLE THIS IS—

AWWWWW Bumblebee is so freaking cute-

May I request Arin teaching Percival how to ride a dragon? Or at least doing that whole HTTYD-style trust bonding "it's okay the big giant dragon won't hurt you you can put a hand on their snout" thing?

IGNORE HOW ARIN LOOKS LIKE HE'S JUST COPY AND PASTED THERE, i struggled a lil with the pose also yes bumblebee is adorable

Some small time crook tries to stab Jay with a small dagger while on patrol

A lamppost falls on the crook just before they can stab Jay in the back, resulting in only a light scratch where a fatal wound should be.

Because of this fallen lamppost, the electrical company is called to fix and replace it. The van, on the way, runs a red light, spins out of control, and rams into a new art installation

This pointy installation falls on a grocery-shopping Zane, who freezes it with ice to protect civilians but winds up impaled through the back by an icicle in the same spot Jay was almost stabbed

A very exasperated PIXAL brings him home for repairs

Ninjago AU, but every person who reblogs gets to add/change one detail of canon.

I'll start: Zane has a criminal record, but no one knows what his crimes are.

Do you want to hear movie!bruise headcanons @angeldrawsstuffs, @fanfalc-616, and I have because it is exactly what you describe because Blue is an anxiety potato who is very good at sitting in his crushes’ lap and Black is a dense laidback guy who nods along to music and pets Blue’s hair and thinks “man I’m so lucky to have a good friend like Jay”

no cuz every bruise story i've read is jay being completely oblivious to cole's reciprocated feelings. where's cole being oblivious to jay's reciprocated feelings. where's them staring at each other a little too long and jay blushing and cole going "man i wonder if he has a fever." where's cole bending over backwards to justify every one of jay's more flirtatious behaviors because "he's touchy-feely, he does that with everybody, it doesn't MEAN anything" in an effort to not be disappointed. where's cole pulling away from jay out of fear and not understanding that the hurt that flashes through his eyes isn't from being best friends, but from feeling like a rejection of his own romantic feelings. do you see it. do you See My Vision.