While You Were At Elf Practice I Broke Into The Arcade, Vandalized The Games, Took All Their Quarters,

While you were at elf practice I broke into the arcade, vandalized the games, took all their quarters, bashed one with my crowbar, kicked it and pushed it over. Then I saw it’s blood on my sneakers

you know what i was gonna be sad but thats not funny so have this instead:

spribgtrap but other fungus like mushroom growing on their instead of mold

He pissed on my wife that's right he took his hedgehog quilly fucking dick out and he pissed on my wife and he said his dick was this big and I said that's disgusting so I'm making a call out post on my twitter.com Shadow the hedgehog you got a small dick it's the size of this walnut but way smaller and you wanna see what my dick looks like boom no points no quills no pillows it looks like two balls and a bong Shadow the hedgehog fucked my wife so guess what I'm gonna fuck the earth except I'm not gonna fuck the earth I'm gonna go higher I'm pissing on the moon how do you like that Obama I pissed on the moon you idiot you have 23 hours before the piss thropplets hit the earth now get out of my sight before I piss on you too

(Sorry if it's a little inaccurate to the actual Eggman speech from the fandub I typed this all from memory)

heye every one.

on a scale from one to ten how uncomfortable does this make you feel

(for context i used a knife to open the box the caprisuns were in because i couldnt tear the preferated lines and i accidentally stabbed two of the caprisuns in the bottom so i drank one and put the straw in the other without taking its straw off)

huehueheheh look at them go! so awsome!

ok anyways. post this beast

I drew this on the whiteboard at my scool it took forever becase i couldnt find any other pink or magenta markers.

It’s Friday Fred! You made it! TGIF