(me After Watching A:iw, When A Friend Asks For My Review)

(me after watching a:iw, when a friend asks for my review)

Me: you know the feeling after you watch a marvel movie, like you want to be a superhero or even an extra in their universe?

them: yeah?

Me: well, there's none of that

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

Ever think about a word so much that you start questioning it's existence

If a villain tells me his tragic backstory and a badass character arch there's a 100% chance I'm gonna switch sides

Antman is such a good movie??

A dorky character, CHECK

A badass character, CHECK

The ex is a good person, CHECK

The ex's fiancé is a good person, CHECK

They're all wholesome

[Character has little to no concrete backstory]

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