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Anyway Me In The Crackhouse With My Balls To The Walls Insane Ex Snap Crackle N Poppin To The Music I

anyway me in the crackhouse with my balls to the walls insane ex snap crackle n poppin to the music i hated so they think im chill with them and wont pull some mad smacktivities

Anyway Me In The Crackhouse With My Balls To The Walls Insane Ex Snap Crackle N Poppin To The Music I

i ended up being stuck in a smackhouse sat on a bed alone with 3 men i didnt know whilst my ex was upstairs, and u can imagine how absolutely scared shitless i was, like firstly dont just LEAVE ME THERE ??? IN A LOCKABLE ROOM ALONE WITH 3 STRANGERS???? LEAVE ME OUTSIDE OR SUM SHIT ??? but luckily the worst case scenario didnt happen, instead the second worst case scenario i never predicted happened, which was the mid 30yr old white man explaining to freshly 18 yr old me how historically racist terms arnt racist. and i just sat there like okay??? this isnt the worst option, but its absolutely one of them. i had never missed my mum as much as then.

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