Dazai, Clapping His Hands: Alright, We Have Something To Announce!

Dazai, clapping his hands: alright, we have something to announce!

Chuuya: we're dating!

Atsushi: wh—

Akutagawa, not looking up from his book: hah! we already knew that

Atsushi: we did?!!

Akutagawa, looking Atsushi dead in the eyes: and we are also dating

Atsushi: WE ARE?!!

Me trying to figure out how Akutagawa explained his whole ‘I can’t kill for 6 months’ deal to the rest of the mafia, like, ‘sorry boss I know you gave me a direct order to wipe out this opposing organization, but I cut a deal with my enemy/partner/rival/crush to not kill anyone for 6 months so that I can impress him with my superior skills and then immediately kill him, so you’re going to have to select someone else for this mission, sorry.’ Like-

Tachihara: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Gin: *sighs*

Gin: I killed a man.

anytime atsushi gets excited his tail pops out and wags but no one tells him becuz they think its funny to see atsushi try and pretend he's not excited and act nonchalant

atsushi is genuinely surprised and confused how everyone always knows what he wants or wants to do

dazai, kunikida, and atsushi coming back from a mission

kunikida, noticing atsushi looking at an ice cream stall: atsushi do u want ice cream

atsushi: oh i dont care either way! if u and dazai san want to then...

dazai: i dont re-

kunikida and dazai staring at atsushi's wagging tail:

dazai: ooh~ kunikida-kun~ how kind~ to offer us ice cream~

kunikida: as if bastard! i'll buy it for atsushi but ur a grown ass man

dazai: if only i had a tail :(

atsushi: what

dazai: what

atsushi:

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like that

yosano: how did u choose a gift for atsushi? theres so many things i could get... since he's not used to owning much

ranpo: my genius deductive skills obviously

yosano:

ranpo: okay fine i chose like 10 and mentioned them to him subtly and bought the one he wagged his tail for the most

yosano:

yosano: oh shit u are a genius

ranpo: why r u acting surprised

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atsushi: cant believe i have to work with you again,,, why do we always have to see each other ugh

akutagawa, staring (like wan staring) at atsushi's wagging tail:

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bet atsushi never takes time off becuz idk he doesn't think he can - like he knows he can but he also doesn't think he can

that doesn't make sense but i hope u get it

anyway he never requests time off - he's only not there if he's sick (and was bullied into resting) or something like he personally never puts in the request

if there's some festival or event or anything that anyone thinks atsushi would want to go and would go if not for work they let the boss man know

fukuzawa: atsushi, you haven't taken much time off, but it's good to take a break now and then. if you want, you can have monday and tuesday off. (which weirdly is the exact time that that one event u wanted to go to is on but obviously thats just a coincidence)

atsushi, tail wagging: oh that's alright

fukuzawa: i insist.

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what else hmmmmmmmm

kyouka: atsushi, do you want me to make that dish again? you liked it right?

atsushi: oh i did! but you dont have to if you dont want to! i mean if you do you totally can

kyouka, staring at his tail: i'll make it

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junichiro, after coming back from a longer mission:

atsushi: heyyy we didn't see each other all day!

junichiro, trying not to show how touched he is becuz atsushi's tail is wagging, showing how happy he is:

and so on

LOOK AT THIS HE LOVES HER SO MUCH AND HE AIN’T AFRAID TO LET EVERYONE KNOW! He just loves her so much and he’s trying so hard to make everything up to her and AAHHHH I LOVE THEM

He’s basically like “Sorry Gon but this gal got meh heart first and foremost forever idc if you’re my best friend I love my sis” AND ASDFGHJK I LIVE FOR IT???? CAN WE PLEASE GET MORE OF THIS DYNAMIC JUST LIKE???? IN GENERAL???

I need more Alluka/Nanika and Killua content I idn’t know this is what I signed up for when I started Hunter x Hunter BUT THIS IS WHAT I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED OR WANTED.

Gosh i wanna hug them. All of them.

And Gon’s like “Yeah you’re right” Like he’s not offended at all he’s just “Yup ain’t nothing like GOOD OLE FAMILY.”

And Killua has basically announced to his family by refusing to let her live the way she was before that He’s fine with her. She IS HIS FAMILY. So if you don’t think of her as family, neither am I and I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. LIKE he has rejected them so hard. Like bruh Go Killua save yo sis this is so wholesome.

Ugh Togashi pls. I beg of you. Give us more of these cinnamon childs’.

Ah yes the greatest bsd mystery of them all:

If Ranpo indeed doesn't have an ability, where do all the flashy effects and lights come from