Every Day That I Have To Go To College, I Feel More And More The Call Of The Wilds. Just To Up And Leave.

Every day that i have to go to college, I feel more and more the call of the wilds. Just to up and leave. To dissappear into the fog never to be seen again, other than by hunters or travellers, known only as a myth to those in civilized society.

Nah just screaming

I gotta be honest you guys these twenties do not feel very roaring

Jokes on you, I don't even know what a tonsure is. So bleh

Your tonsure is ratty as fuck

I almost had a ducking aneurism making sure I don't bust out laughing in the middle of class.

The person next to me asked if I just had a seizer omfg

i don’t think he clicked through

? *gestures exasperatedly and in an italian way*

WHALE PENIS RAINCOAT DAY

We have absconded so far from the warm and healing light of our lord that we push anything unto ourselves to try and feel it, expect for Dave he's just weird.

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you