And Here The Myth Of Zeus And His Magic D*ck Was Made

And here the myth of ‘Zeus and his magic d*ck’ was made

*Zeus and Hera in the hospital getting an ultrasound*

Zeus: IS SHE OK DID WE LOSE THE BABY!???

Eileithyia: Oh. On the contrary!

Zeus: Well why is she bleeding then!?

Eileithyia: Okay, So we got your labs back. Your estrogen, progesterone and HGH are through the roof! Which would explain the spotting.

Hera: *Confused*

Eileithyia: Alright, we'll take a look here.

Elieithyia: Spotting, Very common with implantation of multiple fetuses.

Zeus: Fetu- whues?

Hera: Multiple?

Eileithyia: Yeah, take a look!

Zeus and Hera: *looks*

Hera: Two babies?

Eileithyia: Mhhhh- Nope! Three!

Hera: *in shock*

Zeus: *also in shock*

Eileithyia,*happy to be a big sister*: Congratulations!

Hera: THREE!?

Eileithyia: ...I take it from your reaction you weren't planning this?

Hera: PLANNING THIS?? WHO THE FUCK PLANS THREE BABYS?!?

Eileithyia: You need to make an appointment soon as possible with your OB.

Hera: OB? I need to make an appointment with the vet I'm having a damn litter!

Zeus: Babe, you know what this means?

Hera: ...?

Zeus: I got a magic dick.

Hera: ....

Eileithyia,*handing her some forms*: Take these forms up to the desk on your way out. And.... Good luck! *Walks away*

Zeus: I don't know whether to freak out or shove my almighty dick in everyone's face!

Hera: You need to be freaking out! I'M HAVING TRIPLETS!

Zeus: Triplets!!!!

Zeus,*jumping around*: TRIPLETS!!!!!!!

Zeus: I got a magic penis man!

Zeus: I GOT A MAGIC PENIS!!

Hera: Oh my gods....

Zeus: WOOOO HOOO-

Being obsessed with your own OCs but literally never creating any art or content for them is such a curse. You'll be like "this reminds me of blorbo from my head :)", and everyone else will just be like "? who thef uck"

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TWST Incorrect quotes#194 Vil Is angy

Rook: I’ll speak French between your legs~*Looks between You and Vil*

Vil"That’s the hottest thing I’ve ever been told…"

Mal: I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis…

Yuu,Ace & Floy: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS!

Epel*Wheezing, chocking on his lunch* TITTY CROISSANTS-

Vil: None of you should ever be having sex…

Maverick just looking at them with the energy of a disappointed mother

Maverick: 💖 Don't break people's hearts! They only have one! 💖

Iceman: Break their bones. They have 206. 💀

Goose: He's not serious. . .Mav, he isn't serious right?

Slider: HA! You guys should do comedy.

What you doing foo?

-Avacado (Avery)

Your mom