When Playing Lancer I Only Have Two Moods

when playing lancer I only have two moods

Cool Gunslinger/cowboy

I want to cause problems

you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

the first two thousand years weren’t actually all that bad, but after that the laws changed so you had to go to these useless meetings. Originally they were with a group of other liveslongers but that stop when they were reminded why you were sentenced to 10000 life sentences, afterwards it was just you and that god damn (do people still say that) “therapist”. The worst part wasn’t their personality they just wouldn’t die, you’re sure that they got body swapped at some point but they always looked the same (clones? Do those exist?). Of course you escaped a few times it wasn’t all that effective they would just find you again but not having to eat prison food for a few days was nice. The worst was when around year 200,000 when the budget cuts happened, they stopped looking for humans and just put you in what ever body was lying around, not knowing how you next body would work was annoying, especially the ooze generations were weird. Though you guess that got better eventually when the original body laws came into effect, giving liveslongers the right to being a body of their original species definitely improved things. Not being up to date with pop culture is probably the most infuriating not knowing who has won Rupaul the 3256th’s drag race, or the super bowl really hampers conversations. But atleast you have had time to read, you are almost half way through Ulysses.

"You have been sentenced to ten thousand consecutive life sentences. Once you die, we will find your soul and merge it with another body, after which you will continue to serve your sentence. In case of reincarnation, you will be arrested at birth and placed right back into your cell."

our DM: why don’t we get anything done?

also our DM: *pretending to be a race car* vruum vruum vruum

CODE RED: NEW BOOK

Walter Moers released a new book in September ?! how did I not notice this?