Thank God For My Xacto Knives

thank god for my xacto knives

you have to fight in the zombie apocalypse with the nearest thing to your left. Are you screwed? (Ignoring your skill with that object, base it off how strong the object is in general)

-I’m entirely screwed

-I’m probably screwed

-it could go either way

-id probably survive

-I’d definitely survive

let us not forget those known as Karens. A pack of these folk can easily send the staff into a panic, driving production to a halt and disrupting the ecosystem of a store. Alone they are much more controllable, despite constant demands for the manager.

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

alright y’all. Today is the day. I’m getting my decade-long-awaited doctor’s appointment today after trying to find someone who will take my case who actually knows what my condition is literally since I was eleven. I have been dealing with seizures, heart palpitations, random POTS symptoms (???), migraines, insomnia, tremors, muscle weakness, memory loss, brain fog, and a thousand other symptoms that I cannot control and cannot manage or mitigate and today is the day we actually start doing tests to see what’s causing them and how to fix them. I have a lot of suspicions about this but this is the Getting Answers. also possibly an Autism diagnosis soon. Hhhhgghhhhh it’s a lot. Prayer would be much appreciated, if you do pray? And either way, if you do or don’t pray/believe in that stuff, could y’all reblog this with something I could pray for you about? I’d like to try to spend my morning as best I can without catastrophizing XD Praying for others is honestly the most effective way of shutting off that part of your brain, so really y’all are doing me a favor.

Absolutely not ghost put that down RIGHT NOW. Please I’ve died like 30 times to this fucking boss I cannot do this while you’re high. Please ghost I’m begging you

@daylilie specifically the tag about yi and lifeblood got me to make this. theyre cooperating now

what the fuck I’ve not laughed this hard in a while. Cackling PLEASE watch all of it

My piece for the @sixteenth-day-event <3

prompt was: purpled builds himself a new home

event was wonderful as always, this is what happens when I get emotionally attached to characters in fanon. I actually draw, unbelievable.