Also

also 

bullying some dude that dislikes christmas

Types of xmas songs, the stolen but has fancy fonts edition:

Jesus was once a little man and he was super cool

The big red man is coming. Do not cry.

It’s snowing it’s cool!

I am alone on christmas...

Santa is very sexy

Christmas trees, nice.

Fuck yeah christmas!!

You better watch out!

You better watch out..!

You better watch out.....?

You better watch out.

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

And lastly:

Mom kissed a red man and i’d enjoy watching my parents relationship crumble to pieces, oh it’s also christmas

get tailsed lmao

behold some poorly drawn animals

why is dog. is it not good enough to just be wolf

cards against huwumanity 

why crabs!? out of all the things to be a god of why crabs

because