Wednesday: Be Myself? Thing, I Have One Night To Win Over Enids Parents. How Long Did It Take Before

wednesday: be myself? thing, i have one night to win over enid’s parents. how long did it take before you guys started liking me?

xavier: couple weeks.

ajax: six months.

bianca: jury’s still out.

wednesday: see, thing? “be myself”, what kind of garbage advice is that?

the ultimate distraction for wednesday is enid wearing gray sweatpants or a crop top. doesn't matter where, why or when, as soon as the young wolf strolls in she's immediately the center of wednesday's attention

can we talk about how jealous wednesday would be if she found out enid had her own set of persistent admirers; enid's got this charm about her that ensnares anyone lucky enough to float in her orbit, she's outgoing and fierce, plus (not that anybody would admit it out loud) the fact that her claws unsheathe when she's feeling something strongly is something many find adorable.

wednesday would glare, make death threats and just be a general menace to these people but it doesn't deter their pursuit.

enid, of course, remains obvious to this and just thinks these individuals are being nice.

wednesday steps up her game though when she heard a rumor that yoko and even bianca had a tiny crush on enid. whether this is true or not remains unknown, but all wednesday sees are potential threats that she, unfortunately, can't get rid of because enid claims they are her friends

Wednesday has never been interested in learning French because it's not safe to speak it around Gomez. French is one of her mandatory classes at Nevermore, and she is not doing well at all, Enid, the top of the class, offers to help her. Wednesday then learns the effects French has on the Addams blood personally. 

Enid: I’m sure it won’t be that difficult. As my european aunt would say, c'est du gâteau.

Wednesday: [HEAVY BREATHING]

Enid: Uh… Wednesday? Are you alright?

Wednesday: …

Enid: I mean… your pupils have dilated.

Wednesday: Enid.

Enid: …yes?

Wednesday: Enid. That’s french.

Wednesday getting jealous every time Enid mentions another person is my new favourite wenclair headcanon. She’s a possessive little gremlin 🖤🖤🖤

Enid: Omg that delivery driver was so nice.

Wednesday: *glaring at the door* …if that’s how you feel then the next time you see your little boyfriend you can tell him that the pizza was cold.

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Enid: Omg I loved her in that movie. She’s so funny.

Wednesday: If you’re so determined to marry a clown Enid then don’t let my eternal devotion stop you.

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Enid: I swear I told you this. I remember telling you this yesterday.

Wednesday: Interesting. I think you only believe that because it was actually one of your other girlfriends that you said that to and not me.

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Wednesday: I saw you talking to Yoko earlier.

Enid: Yeah well she is my best friend. I talk to her a lot. Why are you bringing it up?

Wednesday: No reason. I was under the impression that you loved me but it appears I was mistaken.