Skz When You Call Them A Different Name
Skz when you call them a different name
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not proof read yet
Bangchan
raises his eyebrow
,"Jacob is that like your hairdresser or smth"
genuinely confused
,starts asking a bunch of questions,kind of let down when you tell him it was a prank
"Hey jacob can you pass me the remote","Jacob?do i know him?",he shower you in questions,"No i was just joking","Oh."looks disappointed but continues with his day
Lee know
Gets so aggravated
"Who the hell is Aaron"
"my name is way better than his so i'm better than him"
when you tell him it's a prank he ignores you after
"Aaron do you know where my book is?","Aaron?!","Who the hell is Aaron?"."You find him on bumble?"does not take this lightly AT ALL,"It was a joke.",he glares at you and walks away"wait,come back im sorry!"
Changbin
thinks it's a new nickname for him
"doesn't really sound like Changbin but ok"
talks about how it could've been better
"Oliver can i have my phone","Oliver?that's new and i don't think i like it","What do you mea-","Changbin,Oliver i guess i see it,but not really"He's confusing you at this point,"You could've done anything more related to Changbin,like pure muscle,the rock 2.0,better than yo-","Okay thats enough"
Hyunjin
dramatic
might start fake crying
"So you're cheating on me??!?!?"
"Geor-","George??Who the hell?",he'll put his hand on his chest and if he's standing or sitting on something,he's not anymore he's on the floor."Hyunji-","No,don't even talk to me anymore"takes a while to get him to listen to you
Han
won't accept it
will start naming hs nicknames
"You mean Hannie?"
"John,can i use your phone for on sec","John?that's not how you pronounce han,or you could say sungie,hannie","Han it was a joke-." "Uh I'm not finished,you could say Han quokka or just quokka"He will go on and on about his nicknames
Felix
he would get sad
"why didn't you tell me about him?"
"You could've told me"
tries to be understanding
"Daniel,do you have my charger?","Whos daniel?,do you not want me to know about him?","You could've told me about him"Would overthink it too much so you have to reassure him it was a joke,"no no no no no no,it was prank i'm sorry".you feel so bad after
Seungmin
excuse me
would lowkey be offended
"I'm way better looking than any Lucas"
"Lucas-","I don't know who the hell Lucas is but i know damn well im nothing like him."Seungmin","Do i look like a lucas too you?","...","Don't know what to say?"he left you speechless
Jeongin
asks you to repeat
"excuse me i don't think i heard you"
"Who?"
"Joseph can-","Hold on,rewind,who?","Joseph?"he'll start laughing and keep on asking you to repeat yourself then he'll start to repeat the name"Joseph?,Joseph?JOSEPH","How do you confuse Joseph with Jeongin,my name is Yang Jeongin not Joseph get it right"
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Type of dads skz would be
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Bangchan
he would be the dad prepared with dad jokes
he would say some joke and be so offended when someone says it's from the internet
if you read my 'annoying/cute skz would do as boyfriends' you already know
he would have a joke for anything it's insane
"Hey,did you hear the rumor about butter,"No","Well,i'm not gonna spread it." you're child would laugh,you still won't find them funny and stand there like a roblox character
Minho
lee know is the best chef in skz
so i think he would be the housewife of the relationship
he'd be cookin' up a small piece of cake(iykyk)
the food would of course be delicious
"I wanna cook today","Well our child likes my food better,so give me the damn spatula"then he snatches it from your hand and starts to cook your pre-made food
Changbin
i feel like your child would be like 'i'll tell my dad','my dads really strong',"my dad will fight you"
when he actually shows up they would be scared
your child would only do this when their young though
he would be bullied if they grew up and said that
"Why would you tell him i fight people","you could start fighting people now.","I'm not gonna fight a five year old","Why not?"."I would not be allowed to pick you up from school anymore."
Hyunjin
everyone knows he's dramatic
so he's gonna even more dramatic when he has a child
when she starts to grow up(shes four)
"ARGH my babies growing up so fast","She opened the door by herself.","ARGHHHHH".He would fall on the floor when she starts to 'mature'.
Han
He would be the playful dad
the one who makes jokes but not dad jokes like chan
he would make them naturally
he would also be energetic at all times,even if he is drained he would have energy for his child
"I feel like i'm gonna faint","dada!!","hi!!"this man would be bipolar for his child,"you just said you were tried two seconds ago","shh",he would be confusing you so much
Felix
Felix is an airport dad
he would have the hand on hip stance standing looking at the departure times
it's a lifestyle
"two more hours until the flight,does anyone need to go bathroom?",he would have those baby carriers yk the ones that are on your chest?."Anyone want kfc,your mom/dad?"
Seungmin
i originally wrote he would be the supportive dad but i change my mind
i feel like he would embarrass his child on purpose and act dumbfounded when he gets confronted
he would laugh after he sees his child run away from the embarrassment
he's a menace
"I just wanted to let you know that i love you","You didn't have to shout it.","You don't love me?"."i don't know anymore"
Jeongin
he would try too be cool
he would those cringe dads that try too use slang ðŸ˜
he would be so embarrassing
"Howdy homies what's the tea?","dad shut up","wait,come back,stop running!come back please!"you read that right they ran away from the cringe.