"Y'all Told Me That If I Finished Diggin' The Hole, I Could Have Ma Body Back! Sure, This One Is Real

"Y'all told me that if I finished diggin' the hole, I could have ma body back! Sure, this one is real nice but I got some 'ppointments with da front office of my company. What does I do? Oh, ya know. Uh. Papers 'n stuff. Real important. Huh? Just a bit further? Sure, boss I can do that!

New File! Horny Party Bro

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(I don't know how seriously Tumblr takes bad words so I'm afraid, lmao. Excuse the l33tspeak hereafter.)

The file name is a deliberate throwback to that era of 2010-2015 files on WMM which always had that format of "Adjective, Adjective 2/Noun, Masc Noun": i.e, "Big Dumb Jock", etc etc. This is a new exploration of the masculinization concept wherein I take advantage of your brain's implicit biases and knowledge of stereotypes to make you act a certain way.

Here's how it works. if a guy works out, it's likely he does other stuff we associate with that cliché: eating clean, getting his steps in, watching sports... even if he didn't do those things initially, his social brain gradually influences him to perform other behaviours related to that new facet of identity over time, to help him find a tribe. In this way, like links in a chain, your knowledge (and lust) for masculine stereotypes is exploited here to drag you further along it, making you more the man you wanna be. Because let's be real... you don't wanna be complex. You wanna be a trope; a caricature of masculinity. A big, buff, physical dude with nothing on the brain besides hole, sports, partying... etc. The platonic ideal of a man is a lusty, impulsive frat boy after all.

So enjoy. 😉

(As a NSFW release, this file is locked behind a paid Patreon subscription.)

Content warnings for this file:

Increased libido/sexua1 impulsivity.

Suggestions to disregard doubt/fear about this change and embrace it in full, with appropriate safeties.

Increase in baseline ar0usal at all times to substantiate this change.

"Lowered standards" in that you're more open to partnering with people of varying body types, etc.

Suggestions to begin falling more in line with other masculine clichés - because you think with your ahem, it's natural you act like a man's man in other ways too. Body language, speech, interests, etc.

Specific references to partying and alcohol. YMMV, this will be flexible enough to work even if you perceive the masculine ideal here to be clubbing vs house parties vs a tipsy barbeque... Etc. They'll all strike the same chord.

The file doesn't contain dumbing but is dumbing compatible, and could potentially enhance that programming in you if it's already there.

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Whoops

Justin opened the text message from his friend. ‘Try out this new app,’ the text message read. He opened the link and figured it was some sort of game. Clicking on the app instantly opened it.

‘Type what you’d like to change,’ the text box read.

“Hmm…” Justin thought about it for a second. His fingers went straight to typing, “I’m a big jock type guy. Love working out above all else. Guys at the gym can’t help but look at my awesome physique. Can’t get enough of working out and being a big dumb jock boy.” He hit the enter button. Instantly he was transported to the gym. His muscles ballooned out with new power. The small pipsqueak frame replaced with masculine tough guy. His entire body was oversized. Each muscle looked huge even when he wasn’t showing off.

“Fuck yeah,” he bellowed flexing his powerful muscles. “It fuckin werked.” The guys in the gym took notice but went back to their own sets. Justin smirked as he saw their eyes slowly drift back to his hot body. He was a real distraction. Looking back down at the screen he thought about what else he’d want to change. “Add a fuckin hot chick to be my lady. Yeah.” But staring at his phone he realized he didn’t know how the program worked. Everything about it looked so strange.

“Hows this thing werk?” he asked himself. “Damnit. Can’t think. Wanna work out.” A small part of him was starting to get nervous. The small part that remembered who he used to be but it was slowly fading away to the new jock boy personality. He instantly started texting his friend back.

‘Yo U gotta change me back 2 big 2 dumb can’t think straight’ he hit send.

His phone vibrated. ‘Dude what are you talking about? You’ve always been big and dumb.  You’ve got to make the changes you want.’

“Fuck,” Justin cursed. He reopened the app trying to figure out what he wanted to type. But his mind went back to the previous night with Olivia. Fuck she was hot. Knew all the right fuckin moves that made him feel like a fuckin giant. “Damnit,” his eyes refocused thinking about what he had to do. He had to get smart again.

“You,” he pointed at a little guy sitting on one of the machines not really working out. The guy had clearly just chosen the machine to get a better view of Justin. He pointed to himself in a nervous way. “Yeah you. Yer smart right?” Justin placed his large imposing body over the guy so he couldn’t get away.

He nodded. “I guess so…”

“Good. I need your help. See I ain’t supposed to be this jock. I’m supposed to be smart like you but I got this app that changed everything so you need to fix it.” The guy just stared. “Look man, I ain’t crazy. Just stupid.”

“Ok,” the guy laughed. “Show your phone.”

Justin pulled out his phone and gave it to the guy. “So all I remember is that thing changes things.”

“Well it looks like if I type something it’ll change reality. So…” he started typing away. Justin was starting to get antsy. This was his only hope. But obviously Kent knew what he was doing. He’d been looking out for Justin for a while now. And all Justin had to do was give up his ass whenever Kent was horny. Sure it was almost every day but Justin didn’t mind. Really kind of enjoyed it. He just didn’t want Kent to know because his boyfriend liked to pretend that Justin was a big straight jock. “Feel any different?”

“Huh?” Justin asked in his stupid confused manor. “About what?” Kent seemed to think that was the funniest thing he’d heard all day. “What’s so funny?”

“Nothing you’d understand,” he finished laughing. “But you’ve got a big workout ahead of you today. Get your sexy ass to work.” Kent gave his ass a nice firm slap sending him to work.

Instantly Justin went back to his training. He looked at his boyfriend confused. Something seemed off. “Can I have my phone back?”

“Sure thing big guy,” he handed the phone back to Justin. Kent leaned his body against the muscle giant and gave him a kiss, “Just remember the only thing that’s used for is for selfies and phone calls. Nothing else.”

“Uh-huh,” Justin nodded but he didn’t know what else a phone like this was used for. That’s why he was so happy to have someone smart like Kent around to use it for him.