I Love This Fucking Fandom

I love this fucking fandom 😭

So my partner has a theory…

So we have all seen the photos of Loki’s… gigantic appendage, in Thor 1 before it was removed with the magic of CGI (Gaussian blur go brrrr)

And I told my partner about this and how ridiculous it was that no one said anything before filming and my partner theorises the bulge is so prominent and uhhhh mobile because Loki is not wearing underwear underneath the costumes so the bulge basically has free will to do what it wants.

My partner then proceeded to demonstrate this, a few times actually, and well, I’m convinced.

Loki doesn’t wear underwear.

Side notes:

Yeah my partner gave me permission to discuss this they aren’t ashamed of their body.

Tom is also not ashamed of their body so I can totally see him doing that and being chill about it.

You can see in Ragnarok where the appendage is not totally contained and just flopping about doing it’s thing and nearly taking people’s eyes out.

It's even worse because Joseph and Kat were rotting for a klonnie romance.

And we all know how tvd is, so they gave us whatever the hell klaroline is. Like wtf, you have a Bennett witch and a Mikaelson and yet, you make him "fall" for the baby vampire who literally celebrated Klaus’s death in s3 and canonically never felt safe with him. I mean, nothing about klaroline or why/how it was created makes sense.

But klonnie? Bonnie is one of the persons who got the closest to killing him, and Klaus was clearly fucking Greta and had Maddox loyalty, so why would he just forget about that? It's stupid and racist writing, like damn. Imagine how powerful Hope would be as her daughter, because the Bennett bloodline is proven to be one of the most important and powerful and just think about the irony of her ancestor creating the vampire raze and Bonnie birthing the only person who was born one. And Bonnie definitely wouldn't have allowed Elijah to treat Hope as Klaus's redemption, and I don't see her as the type to allow her kid to grow up in a war zone aka New Orleans. But my point is: they would make a good enemies to lovers, because if Elena can marry Caroline's rapist and Caroline can marry Enzo's killer then Bonnie can as hell have a romance with Klaus.

Anyway, what the writers did to Tyler is so messed up. I get he tried to rape Vicky, but I don't take it as canon, because it happened in the pilot and the pilot can only be aired if it has "shocking events" or something like it, and he was never shown to do something like it ever again.

And the way Caroline told him to get over her fucking his mother's murderer??? Like wtf, if Elena had told her to get over her fucking her rapist everyone would be throwing punches at her and yet, Caroline is a "girl boss" for doing it and for knowing what was "best" for her.

Like no, I would chose avenging my mother's death over my girlfriend too.

And the hypocrisy of Hayley calling him a backstabber when she betrayed him first, like I love you but don't be stupid 😭 But he tried to kill her kid, so I get her reaction, but still.

Klaroline is centered entirely around Tyler

I feel like a lot the people who hate klaroline (as they should) really don't understand the foundation of the ship which is why it's labeled as something that doesn't make sense/random, and the reason for that is the Tyler of it all.

Like of course when delusional shippers or anyone really think Klaus was actually in love with Caroline or even liked her in the first place at least initially it's easy then to label it at something that doesn't narratively make sense because it's not explained why he took interest in her , but the thing is the writers knew that which is why we have only like two to three semi subtle cues explaining the basis of the ship but it's unfortunately buried under a tons of fan service especially within the huge fan base

So basically klaroline's first interaction that sparked that cursed ship is 3x11, it's right after Tyler is first seen standing up to Klaus and showing clear rebellion against Klaus enslaving him that he first orders him the bite his girlfriend before showing up at her house etc, all that he knows about her is that she's a random "pretty" teenager which is why he's for no reason on a mission to woo her with all sorts of gifts, since basically he doesn't know shit About her, he's never shown to be physically attracted to her despite seeing her around before and only gave two fucks about her when he wanted to put Tyler in his place, then you have him almost murder her again in season 4 to "teach Tyler a lesson the hard way" and these are his words, like my guy was willing to kill her if it meant humbling Tyler💀 he Brags about how he hurt Tyler to Elijah by "sleeping with his girl", he tells Caroline he couldn't stop thinking about her but the moment they finally fuck he dips lmao??

Even throughout the whole thing Klaus is like "Tyler isn't enough for you, you want to see the world instead bla bla" because he doesn't know her or even actually cared to know her beyond what he sought from her which is literally just to put Tyler in his place and he thrived on the chase, the fact that he failed to get the teenage girl to give in , he was willing to murder her to get back at Tyler, he attempted to sexually assault her and left happy after he finally slept with her

But of course the shippers see the hot villain gift horse paintings to this random ass teenager and they go "he's so in love with her😍"

This whole rant is basically because I'm tired of Klaus's feelings for Caroline being painted as "love" among both fans and antis , I get that he at best might have developed more of a soft spot for her but that was all it was tbh , they have no moments showing actual love/no moments of Klaus taking the time of day to consider her feelings nor does he go out of his way to do anything for her, Caroline was simply a prize to be won out of his grievances with her boyfriend, if Tyler was dating any other pretty girl Klaus would've went after her for the simple fact she's Tyler's gf and he felt the need to humble him

I officially became Odahviing's simp when the first thing he did after I trapped him on that bdsm trap on Dragonsreach was mock me for not having tHe dovah spEecH

Honestly, scripting the Mikaelson into my fame dr because I wanna date Klaus but not be involved in his toxic family bullshit is so slay of me. Especially because I made sure to script they're more famous than the Kardashian 🤭

What do you mean when you say one of your drs is the place you’ll shift to forever? Sorry if this comes across wrong I’m just trying to learn :)

No problem ^^

Since we aren't bound to any reality, less alone our consciousness, a term called "permashifting" and "respawn" was created by shiftok on 2019/2020. And yeah, shiftok isn't a very reliable source from someone who's beginning to discover shifting.

But basically, permashifting is staying in your dr forever, without returning to your or - original reality, aka this one - so yeah, you stay in that reality forever. And respawning is more or less the same, but if you go this way you'll be cutting every tie with this reality, because people who respawn script they'll forget about this reality for personal reasons, something I've been thinking about doing.

But there is a lot of disinformation about respawning: some people believe that the persons who chose to do this will kill themselves and somehow end up in their dr, something completely false. There is no way of knowing you'll end up in your dr if you kill yourself, and respawning doesn't require your death at all wtf 😭

Anyway;

Permashifting: staying in your dr forever, with the possibility of coming back to your or if you want.

Respawning: staying in your dr forever not remembering your or, thus you won't probably come back to that reality due to not having any memories of the place.

Hi I’ve always had this question about shifting but whenever I’ve asked people irl they’ve just blanked me?? Anyway, I was wondering as people believe that you mentally shift your soul/consciousness to a parallel universe into that universe’s equivalent of you, where does the consciousness of your equivalent go? Is it in your body while you shift? (I don’t think it is as most people say that their real bodies just appear asleep). Does it just disappear/die or something? If so, what happens to your parallel self’s body when you stop shifting and it no longer has a soul to guide it? I imagine that would be dangerous if someone shifted to a dangerous and then stopped shifting while the other body was in danger. I’ve been curious about this for years. (Also sorry if my language to describe some of it offends you, I’ve never interacted with the community and I personally don’t believe it’s possible but you do you I’m here to learn not to judge <3)

Hey! Nw, you're actually one of the few people non believers of shifting who don't inmediately start calling me/the community delusional.

Now, I personally still haven't shifted yet I completely understand why some people don't believe in it, but here is my personal opinion and what I've leaned in the community: the consciousness doesn't go anywhere, because it's you and you're just making yourself aware of that reality. I know it sounds confusing, because if someone shifted to be us we would probably know it, but the whole concept is weird and shifting kinda works like religion or God: there's no proof that exists, other than your word or experiences of others. And we know really little about human mind.

Nothing bad happens to your body while you're shifting, because you just shift your consciousness, not any physical form. It's not something like astral projection, where you would feel if someone tried to enter your body or something like it.

This probably looks like a mess, but in other words: shifting is a quantum jump (mainly, there is no confirmation but it's what I personally believe), where you shift only your consciousness, nothing physical, to another reality. You don't need a "script" for doing so, it’s just a guide and something people use for lore reassurance.

I hope I cleared your doubt, tho I seriously doubt it. I barely know how to explain myself in Spanish, my own language, so let alone English (please kill me.)