Let's Face It, If Valentine Had His Way, Clary Would Be Called Jonathina.

let's face it, if Valentine had his way, Clary would be called Jonathina.

VALENTINE: hey minions of darkness, these are my children, Evil Jonathan, Good Jonathan, and Short Jonathina!

1938

Snow WWhite came out...

Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.

How screwed are you?

Um. SO much to tell you. I’m a massive fan of this brilliant artist and after getting to know her I can confirm: she is THE ONE to watch. So delighted to say that Karma Featuring the incredible Ice Spice will be out TOMORROW night at MIDNIGHT ET as a part of the new Midnights (Til Dawn Edition) deluxe album that you can pre-order now at taylor.lnk.to/thetildawnedition!

In addition to Karma Ft Ice Spice… You asked for it, we listened: Lana and I went back into the studio specifically to record more Lana on Snow on the Beach. Love u Lana 🥰😆☺️

But wait there’s more… for those of you going to the East Rutherford shows - we will have a new special edition CD available ONLY on site starting at 12:30pm ET on Friday! This CD will have a never before heard Midnights vault track called “You’re Losing Me”!

am i living in delusion or is it black...

Reblog this if you support LGBTQIA+ rights, unfollow/dni if you can't do it

Edit: I'm sorry for not putting a flash warning before, and not reblogging doesn't necessarily make you a bad person. What I'm saying is to dni/unfollow if you don't support LGBT+ rights

barbie- *stands on toes*

everyone- "omg! how is she doing that?"

people who can do ballet-