You Ever Drop Something Under Your Bed And While You're Trying To Get It You Get Caught In A Staring

You ever drop something under your bed and while you're trying to get it you get caught in a staring contest with the creature under your bed

The ending to how I met your mother is so shit. (This is a long post btw, sorry)

(Spoilers) Ted falls in love, he's getting married he's got two kids, and Robin has a job she loves plus she's been through so much character development that her and Ted don't really work anymore.

But the writers decide that they should end up together anyway. So Tracy (the mother) dies? And we only find out about that storyline from "she got sick" and "she's been gone six years now"

All because the writers needed to shove Robin and Ted back together. It could have worked but instead of taking the time to work through that really complex storyline it was covered in half an episode

It just seems so meaningless to go through the entire story leading up to how he met her, only to end it the second she meets him and leaving the last bit of the story to be "is it cool if I date your aunt Robin"

The show should have ended at 15:38 because everything after that is completely unnecessary.

Also why was Tracy only ever "the mother"? We only learn her name at the end of the last episode and every time she's in the show it's only to show Ted got his dream of a wife that has his two kids.

Season 9 should have kept the wedding to the first few episodes and then moved on and actually let us see Tracy. Let us actually see what the show was building up to for 9 seasons. And then either leave out her dying and Ted dating Robin or adding another fucking season

I feel like so many shows make the worst people the main character and rely on people rooting for them just bc they're the main character

(This is a long ass really bitchy post about lots of fandoms I'm in sorry in advance if you choose to read this. Also these are just my opinions, please don't be mad at me 😅)

Once upon a time - Emma Swan screws Regina over billions of times (if you put up your child for a closed adoption, that means you can't go steal him back because his new mum is a bit mean to you??) but whenever Regina is an asshole back (or a lot of the time when she didn't do anything) she's the "evil character"

How I met your mother - Ted Mosby is full of himself, never developed as a character and doesn't really care about any of his friends feelings.

Batman - Bruce himself. What the fuck, why does he treat his kids like that??? Tim's 16th birthday? In some older comics he punched Dick? Also he's a ✨billionaire✨ in a city that's such a mess and never tried to help with that (to my knowledge)

Heathers - Veronica is a bad person that acts like she's amazing. No one in this is really meant to be a fully good person though so moving on.

Hazbin Hotel - I know I'm meant to root for Charlie's dream but holy shit can she stay out of other people's business for once? Her "rehabilitation" is peer pressure from an adult woman who acts like she's 12

Miraculous Ladybug - Marinette is a literal stalker. She's such a an awful person and I swear every season I've watched she's got worse. Just because you're a "hero" doesn't mean your life is more important than someone else's

Most Alice Osman books - Angel from IWBFT, Francis from radio silence, I forgot her name because I didn't get that far in but the girl from loveless, all drive me crazy. They're so self centered (Francis sees someone crying and immediately makes it about her?)

Also Ted from the lorax (self centered and a bit creepy), Harry Potter (billionare wizard chad), Mirabel from encanto (self centered and victim complex) and most anime protagonists

And there are a bunch of shows where the asshole main characters are intentional they still get so much more development than these people (blitz from Helluva boss, the main character in doki doki literature club, etc)

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I'm watching nightmare before christmas again and I love that Jack doesn't stop being the 'pumpkin king'

He's in charge of halloween but he was doubting himself and you know that in most christmas films he would've quit and become christmassy instead but he doesn't.

He becomes obsessed with christmas but it all leads back to him realizing that he loves halloween and he loves being the king of it

Like the entire time he was in his Santa outfit he had the halloween one underneath

"That's right! I AM the pumpkin king! And I just can't wait until next halloween, cause I've got some new ideas that will really make them scream. And, by god, I'm really going to give it all my might!"

Can't fucking wait until halloween

Yeah absolutely! Especially back when I was reading on wattpad, I read a fic where someone said they couldn't update for a bit because their friend died and then they proceeded to write the sweetest thing ever

I love the headcanon that Tim writes fanfiction about the bats because it's so in character but also it's fun to imagine the author notes

"sorry I didn't post my brother broke in and tried to kill me again"

"late bc my girlfriend got killed"

"sorry I didn't update, I got kidnapped by a cult"

Imagine one of his siblings or Bruce finding it and worrying that he's exposing his identity but everyone just thinks he's shitposting