It Just Occurred To Me That Some People Don't Realize That 9/11 Led To 50 Shades Of Grey So

It just occurred to me that some people don't realize that 9/11 led to 50 shades of grey so

1- 9/11 happens

2- Gerard Way witnesses it and thinks about life

3- Gerard quits his job and starts a band (my chemical romance)

4- Stephanie Mayer is inspired my MCR and writes twilight

5- E.L. James wrote fanfiction based on twilight (50 shades of gray)

6- 50 shades gets published 10 years after 9/11

Do you ever get really mad about the most selfish shit ever and then feel awful and have to sit in your self loathing until you calm down

He's good now, nevermind

THEY KILLED HIM AGAIN ARE YOU SHITTING ME??

"percabeth should be pronounced perkabeth because of the c" ffs it's percy not perky?? It's not an actual word it's a combination of names.

The name is a soft c, it's pronounced like "Per-see", short for Perseus.

Why tf would it be perkabeth? In what world does Percy + Annabeth make perkabeth?

Fic readers pls help:

if a fic is tagged ship, (one sided), ship 2

Does that mean like "first ship but one sided" or is it "one sided ship 2"

(I would normally just read it but I didn't like the other tags anyway, I'm asking you people because I'm still curious)

Bernard would absolutely not agree to that, he'd go throw hands with batsy immediately.

Bernard: hey watchu want for your birthday?

Tim: oh I don’t really do presents anymore

Bernard: oh, why not?

Tim: …okay first you gotta promise me you won’t get yourself injured trying to fight Batman-