Honestly I Love Bad Parent Bruce And All The Options On This Made Me Feel Things

Honestly I love bad parent Bruce™ and all the options on this made me feel things

@mr-tellmeafuckingsecret you gave me mine, whoever says it's not contagious is lying

who gave me all this autism

Fic readers pls help:

if a fic is tagged ship, (one sided), ship 2

Does that mean like "first ship but one sided" or is it "one sided ship 2"

(I would normally just read it but I didn't like the other tags anyway, I'm asking you people because I'm still curious)

Learning katakana is so hard for no reason because it sounds just like the english word but you don't realize until you know what it means. Like if I said "sutukesu" would you automatically realize what it is?? No but when you know it means suitcase it's really fucking obvious isn't it

And "kureyon" means crayon. It's so simple. I learnt it a few months ago and at the time it took like 5 minutes of struggling until my tutor said it (I have to read it out and then translate it, she didn't say it before). I always go one syllable at a time but with katakana it's so much simpler when the words are fast. It was literally:

"ku-re-yo-n???"

".....kureyon"

"OH CRAYON??"

I was sounding it out like I'd never heard a word in my life. And you know the second you figure it out you will feel stupid. (It literally sounds just like crayon when it's said fast enough I'm still mad I didn't get it)

I learnt "macudonarudo" today and I was struggling. It's fucking McDonald's.

Other simple words that I was clever enough to actually figure out without being a moron for 10 minutes are "kare" (curry) "baiorin" (violin) and "pa-ti" (party)

Ofc, talk to me about stuff <3

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

I remember being like 6 like "damn who's that emo dude he's pretty"

He has so much chemistry with every single character he talks to, you could go "I ship Harry with that random background character" and I'd be like "fair"

who on earth gave harry hook the right to have that much untapped sexual tension in a disney channel movie in the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen