Hrryp0thead - Paul Danimal’s Yogurt

I made a character based off of myself for obx because i don’t see much representation (also this is intended as plus size latina reader)

✨raccoon girlfriend✨

She can really be anyone’s girlfriend, but I mainly picture her with JJ and Topper. She’s not necessarily a pogue, but she’s from the cut, and she’s short and chubby. When I say she’s chubby, I mean she has a big stomach—not just big boobs and a butt, but she does have those too. When you first meet her, she's very outspoken and social, and once you get to talking, she never shuts the fuck up unless you're a hot guy, then she's very meek. She's very friendly but a bit of a loser, if we're being honest, so she doesn't actually have lots of friends. She’s a really weird history/anime nerd, but it’s ok because she's cute. She's not athletic, and that's why she doesn't really hang with the pogues because she cannot keep up with all their running around.

This is all I've got so far, but if you'll like it, let me know, and I'll write some more. 

Collage dropout reaction (not proofread)

new canon update for raccoon!reader (me)

She's a collage dropout (gasp) but in all seriousness she hated it (me I am she) and knew she had to come home

Topper is all for it because his ❤️loser❤️ girlfriend is leaving collage aka frat boys that sniff out the hot loser girls and try and get with them. This was his biggest problem that Rafe ALWAYS had to hear about.

"what if she leaves me for some loser fucking pledge that tries to talk her up man...she might fall for that shit"

our man was STRESSED and Rafe always let you know cuz he found joy in how stressed topper got over you and how much you truly dgaf. Our girl is kinda clueless when guys find her attractive so she thinks Topper is being dramatic...HES NOT. Frat boys eat you up cuz ur just this cute weird chubby little thing that doesn't have a clue what's goin on around you. Now you can bum it out at his place and be a stay at home girlfriend who will inevitable become a cozy game twitch streamer

Likewise for JJ he's pumped that you dropped out so he can KNOCK YOU UP. My man was WAITING for the day that you came back home for good so that he could get started on that soccer team of his. He don't care that y'all are 18 and 19 he's READY. Him and his auto body shop that he opened with John b (and his drug dealing on the side) can give you and the millions of babies he's giving you a nice lower middle class life that y'all have always wanted. The pouges aren't even shocked when he tells them the good news.

"We're pregnant ya'll"

These bitches made bets on how fast it would happen. but none the less they start prepping IMMEDIATELY cuz with jj and you popping out babies left and right (inevitably) it will take a village to raise all them kids

(i'm sorry for how many times I switched from 1st 2nd and 3rd person i'm working on it)

I hate the majority of dano!riddler fanart bc people always draw him as this microscopic toothpick twink like GOD. USE YOUR EYES. HE IS AT LEAST SIX FEET TALL AND OBVIOUSLY CHUBBY. HIS FACE IS ROUND. HES FUCKING HUGE. IF YOU MAKE HIM SHORTER THAN BRUCE AND LIKE 90 POUNDS IN YOUR “FANART” OF HIM I’M GOING TO BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE.

also just because I keep seeing this...no one is copying anyone or trying to be like them if you see a blog and don't like it DON'T INTERACT WITH IT