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i can just imagine the conversation-

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...and then Dr. Cant-See-The-Obvious walks into the room, full of blood and weapons. He looks around, thinking of what could have happened. He locks on something. Finally we're getting somewhere! He gets closer to the murder weapon, a knife of some sort. He goes to grab it and- NO PUT THE PENCIL DOWN AND FOCUS ON THE MISSION GODDAMMIT.

"Why is this poor pencil on the ground?" Jason picks it up and wipes it on his BRAND NEW JACKET and puts it in his stupid pocket. "

A detective story where the narrator grows increasingly frustrated at the detective’s inability to see what is so PAINFULLY OBVIOUS

i allow myself one suicide joke a month because a well-placed “i’m going to kill myself” can be REALLY funny but like for real yall, if you’re suicidal or depressed in any capacity, or even if you aren’t, if you make suicide jokes constantly your brain will internalize it and you will actually want to kill yourself. which you don’t want to do. and if you stop making suicide jokes then you will feel better. same with any kind of self deprecation— stop doing it and you will start to feel better. i’ve been suicidal at several points in my life and i can guarantee you from personal experience that it fucking works. stop making kms jokes every day and your life will improve. and other people get uncomfortable when you make kms jokes constantly. be nicer to yourself

Recent political joke circulating in China:

Three men who don’t know each other sits in a prison cell. Each explains why he was arrested.

The first man said: “I opposed covid testing.”

The second man said: “I supported covid testing.”

The third man said: “I administered the covid tests.”