The Local Charity Realized That It Had Never Received A Donation From The Citys Most Successful Lawyer.

The local charity realized that it had never received a donation from the city’s most successful lawyer.

So a volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, ‘Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don’t give a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give something back to your community?.

The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, 'First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long painful illness, and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?’

Embarrassed, the rep mumbles, 'Uh… No, I didn’t know that.’

'Secondly,’ says the lawyer, 'did it show that my brother, a disabled Veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children?

The stricken rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again

'Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister’s husband died in a dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?’

The humiliated rep, completely beaten, says, 'I’m so sorry. I had no idea.

And the lawyer says, 'So, if I didn’t give any money to them, what makes you think I’d give any to you?

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i can just imagine the conversation-

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...and then Dr. Cant-See-The-Obvious walks into the room, full of blood and weapons. He looks around, thinking of what could have happened. He locks on something. Finally we're getting somewhere! He gets closer to the murder weapon, a knife of some sort. He goes to grab it and- NO PUT THE PENCIL DOWN AND FOCUS ON THE MISSION GODDAMMIT.

"Why is this poor pencil on the ground?" Jason picks it up and wipes it on his BRAND NEW JACKET and puts it in his stupid pocket. "

A detective story where the narrator grows increasingly frustrated at the detective’s inability to see what is so PAINFULLY OBVIOUS

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