My Favorite Paragraph From Ho16, Like Quackity Reclines In His Chair And Drinks Brandy In The Most Dramatic

my favorite paragraph from ho16, like quackity reclines in his chair and drinks brandy in the most dramatic fashion, his excitement at seeing greasy burger man and why the fuck is there a grandfather clock???

Okay but like y'all remember that one tntduo stream were wil and quakity were fighting and you can sense the tension from behind your screen? Yeah that's the one. That's my favorite piece of media.

The crossover i didn't know i needed.

Foolsamponk to the tune of In Love With A Creeper by Danny Gonzalez and Kurtis Conner

If this theory(?) Was correct than that means that c!eret is probably also from another place,perhaps she's also from utah? the massage that will left him says "c u in ut",it could mean 3 things: 1.eret is also from utah,and will is asking him to come back home and leave the smp behind 2.it was a metaphor, wilbur was telling eret to leave this life style behind and go back to her true roots,and be the person they always were 3.eret is like wilbur,she has been dragged into the smp,but not from utah,wilbur is encouraging them to do what he did and go back home.

Concept: Wilbur wasn’t always a part of the Minecraft universe. Wilbur really was from Utah, a place beyond pixels and inventory and diamond swords and three lives and magic. Wilbur was drawn into the story, into the world, almost against his will - but, well. The meta concept of story building magic and the power of world building took hold. He was written into the story by the universe itself.

Wilbur is from Utah.

Wilbur is from somewhere in the Minecraft universe.

Wilbur grew up in America.

Wilbur grew up in an SMP server.

His father is (isn’t) Philza, who has (doesn’t have) wings and is (isn’t) known as the angel of death.

Wilbur joined the Dream SMP and gained a brother in Tommy, and a son in Fundy, and a father in Phil, and friends he never had before being pulled into this universe.

JSchlatt is an “old friend”. (He’s never heard the name before in his life.)

And maybe Wilbur gains wings like his “father” as proof that they’re blood, and maybe he gains memories he never had before of a childhood he never lived through, and maybe trying to balance memories of two lives only helps to drive him mad in Pogtopia, and he dies and becomes a ghost, and he’s resurrected, and so many things happen that don’t make sense in the “real world” (though what is real anymore?) but make perfect sense in the SMP.

And he leaves. He finds a way to go home.

(What’s home anymore? Is it Utah? Is it L’Manburg? Is it a burger van in a fake desert or a gas station in a real one?)

And he says his goodbyes and sails into a storm and reappears in the place he was stolen from in the first place…but things aren’t quite the same. He still has the clothes he wore while in the SMP. He still has a white streak in his hair from resurrection. He still has wings like his “father’s” that no human would have, and when he reaches out there’s a bit of resistance and a crackle of electricity before a burger patty falls out of his inventory and into his hand.

The place he came from was called the Dream SMP…but it feels a little too real to hold such a title.

Wilbur is back where it all began, but he’s been irrevocably changed by the journey. And how does someone even begin to fix something like that?